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View Poll Results: How often do you get it a week? (And not date your hand)
3 times a week. 3 12.00%
Twice a week 3 12.00%
Once a week 2 8.00%
Once every two weeks 2 8.00%
Once a month 0 0%
I'm a fucking virgin leave me alone fer chrissakes 11 44.00%
I-Mock is my sexual outlet. 2 8.00%
I can't find my naughty bits 2 8.00%
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 06:11 PM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 08:50 PM       
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Thank Christ this thread went to shit. I was getting depressed by people who are probably younger than me, getting laid.

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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 09:40 PM       
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Thank Christ this thread went to shit. I was getting depressed by people who are probably younger than me, getting laid.

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terra if it makes you feel any better i have never done sex with a lady
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 09:53 PM       
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Technically they are both "minors" (no they don't work in the coal mines--haha!) so the worst that could happen is that they go to "time out."
As long as we are within two years of eachother it's legal.
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 10:03 PM       
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i have never done sex with a lady
Yeah, me an' Willie only doos it with teh mens!
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 10:05 PM       
nuh uh
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 11:26 PM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 11:41 PM       
Hey I miss YOU where have you been little brother??
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Old Jun 7th, 2006, 01:17 AM       
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guys did you know that if you wear a strawberry condom it looks like you have dog penis
Yes.

I get sexin about once every 2 months nowadays. I dont really care though. Sex is to candy what masturbation is to a sandwhich.

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Old Jun 7th, 2006, 03:12 AM       
what's "eating healthy", then
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Old Jun 7th, 2006, 03:13 AM       
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Old Jun 7th, 2006, 10:46 PM       
Eating healthy is basically eating a balanced and varied diet, so it is like having a helathy sexual lifestyle with variation and no mutilation or deception.

The sandwhich sustains you, but it is oddly enough not nessicarily as "satisfying" as candy may be. One can live on sandwhiches alone. Candy, though pleasing, and rightly so since our evolutionary ancestors would consider suck sugar a boon, is ripe with risk and long term consequense as is risky permiscuous behavior. Though you could live on candy by itself for some time eventually you need sandwhiches.

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Old Jun 8th, 2006, 04:47 AM       
i guess that means i am diabetic what's a insulin shot in this metaphor
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Old Jun 8th, 2006, 07:24 PM       
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As long as we are within two years of eachother it's legal.
It varies by state. http://www.ageofconsent.com

In Maryland, age on consent is 16, or within 4 years if under 16.
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Old Jun 8th, 2006, 09:13 PM       
I haven't been laid in so long that i'd settle for a piece of street squish right now.
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Old Jun 9th, 2006, 10:38 PM       
At least you have squish to fuck. Quit your bitchin.
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Old Jun 10th, 2006, 12:37 AM       
Go to your local grocer and pick up a cucumber.
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Old Jun 10th, 2006, 12:50 AM       
Been there. Done that. You'd be impressed, you fucking mini gerkin.
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