6-6-06

[Fathom Zero]

Originally Posted by Emu

Technically EVERY day this year -- and any year -- comes every 1000 years.

I realize that, but a perfect 6/6/06 only happens every 1,ooo.

Anyways, I had to use the bathroom at 6:00 Am, right after I wrote the reply. So I used it and went to bed. Then I felt a stinging pain in my nether-regions, like I had to urinate. So I got back up again to use the bathroom. Only this time, nothing happened, and the pain continued. Then I ate some asparagus and drank some cranberry juice and waited. Eventually, I was able to relieve myself, but the wait was horrible.


Tonight at Six, I was rifling through my dead uncle's possessions.
I happened upon his video collection. 'Twas filled with nothing but porn and B-Movies.

He had the Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee tape, but he also had:

The Toxic Avenger: Part 2
Mortuary
Ticks
High School Massacre (1 and 2)
Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight
Death by Dialogue
Prom Night
The Tombstone Director's Cut
Blade Runner
Falling Down
and other assorted movies.

Most of which are now in my possession. So the day turned out good after all.