Earthbound!!

[Schimid]

The point in Street Fighter is not to talk in the tongue of story, but in the tongue of "Sam just tried to Hurricane Kick me and I uppercut him in the asshole, causing massive a swollen prostate and massive trauma to the small intestine! His wife will patiently wait as he slowly dissolves into the endlessly stale air, recycled by an emotionally stunted faculty that pay him no mind!"

You make your own story, man!