Your weirdest dreams?

[Kitsa]

I just had one last night about Excedrin. I have really bad postsurgical arthritis and Excedrin is the only thing that helps, so I take a lot of it. I must be totally obsessed with it at a subconscious level.

I dreamed that I had these two bottles of excedrin. They'd switched all their pill colors to the same light green as the fairly-nonfunctional Excedrin Back and Body (see a fun mom wanting to bust her daughter for drugs here). The bottles all looked the same. But when I opened one bottle, it was apparently some new type of excedrin that was made to be inserted up the nostrils.

It had little fins around the middle to hold it up your nose, and tiny print that said FOR NOSTRIL USE ONLY. Apparently something dire would happen if you took it normally. It was supposed to stay in your nose and dissolve congestion (but how could you breathe with a pill up your nose?)

So I put the nose-excedrin in a drawer so I'd remember not to take them, and I poured pills from the other bottle into my hand. But there were nose-excedrin in that bottle, too. Kind of mixed in with the other pills as a promotional thing.

I woke up with heart palpitations. I must be really, really concerned about my excedrin supply.

[ZeldaQueen]

When I was a child, I had a dream that a rhino somehow broke out of a zoo and was wreaking havoc on the city. My parents and I (and brother I assume, he wasn't really in the dream) had planned to hide in our house's cheese cellar, but for some reason we were inside of a bank, performing some boring bank function like transacting a loan or something (this was how I saw banks as a child). My mom, when given the choice between "The quick way and the long way" (literally the teller's words), she chose "the long way". I begged her to hurry up but she said "I'm sorry honey, but this silly woman is taking so long". So I was stuck in the bank, certain I was going to die via rhino while my parents dithered around doing something stupid. It didn't help that people were running by the window, screaming and being followed by the rhino.