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elx · #**13652**

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Posts like that make MattJack sad

how come?

Zhukov · #**13653**

Because you are too young to be posting pictures of yourself. Come back in thirty five years when you look as old as Aimless.

dirtyxblondexdame · #**13654**

Finally gave in and dyed my hair. this is from my birthday (May) since i'm too lazy to take any new pictures.

dirtyxblondexdame · #**13655**

oh wait! pigtails

executioneer · #**13656**

oh man i post a new pic and all of the sudden its HAWT LADY CENTRAL in here

dirtyxblondexdame · #**13657**

zombified DBD:

dirtyxblondexdame · #**13658**

and yes i know my fucking eyebrows are uneven. they just grow in different directions. stupid eyebrows.

MattJack · #**13659**

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Originally Posted by elx

Dixie · #**13660**

About time gawdammit

Skulhedface · #**13661**

When I first started posting here at least a billion years ago I was all

and now I'm all

But that picture was taken a few months ago so add about an inch of hair growth. Damn hippy.

Tadao · #**13662**

So you have stopped showering?

Dixie · #**13663**

It' funny how a few inches of hair, expensive tequila, and a month without sex makes someone attractive.

Skulhedface · #**13664**

Still shower, still have sex. I know I may look like the typical long haired loser, but you forgot to add in the fact that I'm still a relatively newlywedded long haired loser. I've been married for three years (still new, if you factor in that most divorces happen after about seven, eight years if you're not a celebrity) which means we still have sex, and of course the wife demands I don't stink on a regular basis, hence, showering on a regular basis.

I guess I did good. I'm a long haired, bearded guy with a Mario tattoo, and I still get laid. I hope it's not just because I trapped her with the words "I do.", and that at least ONE person still thinks I'm attractive.

Oh, thanks, Tadao, now you have me thinking my marriage is a sham and that she only puts out because I pay her bills.

SELF ESTEEM MINUS FIVE

kahljorn · #**13665**

i like the smiths

executioneer · #**13666**

dude skulheadface you look kind of like michael ian black

Tadao · #**13667**

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Originally Posted by Skulhedface

Oh, thanks, Tadao, now you have me thinking my marriage is a sham and that she only puts out because I pay her bills.

SELF ESTEEM MINUS FIVE

If Dixie says you are doable, you are golden.

Chojin · #**13668**

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Originally Posted by Tadao

If Dixie says you are doable, you are golden.

idk have you seen the guys she's attracted to

Dimnos · #**13669**

They are dirty Scandinavian types right?

Chojin · #**13670**

she gets wet for men who clearly exhibit a storied history of drug abuse and look like they just escaped from a post-apocalyptic version of the 80s.

Tadao · #**13671**

and aren't me :<

Dixie · #**13672**

Never had a dirty scandinavian, might be interested in fixing that if i see the right one.
yes i like dudes that look like they should be in mad max movies it seems, but my recent finds have been quite normal looking lately.