Pet Bear Eats Woman

[stevetothepast]

Originally Posted by Dimnos

They should make the only way to acquire an exotic pet license to beat the animal in arena combat. They could put it on TV with commercials and everything.

I would DVR that shit. But only if the animals had the advantage, no weapons for the human except maybe a rock or something.

[Dimnos]

Originally Posted by stevetothepast

I would DVR that shit. But only if the animals had the advantage, no weapons for the human except maybe a rock or something.

I was thinking something like a sharp stick if they wanted a tiger. Or maybe nothing for monkey. If they wanted something small like a bird they would have to have one arm tied behind their back. Possibly blindfolded.