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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 03:14 PM       
Hey Finland. How long does it take for someone to die from rectal bleeding?
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 03:55 PM       
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Hey Finland. How long does it take for someone to die from rectal bleeding?
Sideways on the current topic (why, I don't know) I knew a guy who knew a guy who needed a reconstructed rectum. The doctor (it was said) told him that he must have had anal sex twice a day, every day for 30 years to develop that kind of damage.

As far as I know the story did not contain any information regarding the use or abuse of tennis rackets.
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 03:58 PM       
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 04:11 PM       
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Sideways on the current topic (why, I don't know) I knew a guy who knew a guy who needed a reconstructed rectum. The doctor (it was said) told him that he must have had anal sex twice a day, every day for 30 years to develop that kind of damage.

As far as I know the story did not contain any information regarding the use or abuse of tennis rackets.

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Why is this only person showing this that fucking sack of cum Glenn Beck?

Oh yeah, liberal bias in the media. I forgot. That and the fake apology Etheridge gave.
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