Caligula is everything that is wonderful about film and I love the hell out of it. And I didn't do any of your pansy internet stuff to get it, this was back in the day when you had to go to the video store and walk into the back room with the surreptitious wankers to get that big old clunky VHS.
Malcolm McDowell fisting a man on his honeymoon? Check.
Helen Mirren playing the biggest whore in Rome? Check.
A giant WALL OF DECAPITATION that never really existed but was an excellent idea nonetheless? Check.
Peter O'Toole supervising a swimming pool of naked young boys? Check.
I mean, this movie is so hardcore they found an actual woman in labor for the birth scene and filmed that. What's not to love?