Your weirdest dreams?

[LordSappington]

I had a dream last night that Japan had risen as a military power again, and it had come up with a sort of virus that turned pretty much everyone in Japan into these insane, fleshy monstrosities, which they considered a step up in evolution. So, most of Japan was covered in fused bodies of writhing meat and sharp jaws and eyes everywhere, while all sorts of mutated people were wandering the streets, taking out soldiers trying to contain it all.
It then cut to my house, where I opened the garage door, and there was some zombie-like guy in the street, shambling after kids. For some reason I had an MP5 on the couch in the garage, and started firing semi-auto into his head. He just kept shambling towards me, pieces of him flying off, until he hit the ground and started mutating into one of the things like in Japan.
It was extremely vivid, too; it was really unsettling. Then I got woken up at 7 by my niece riding around the house in her plastic tricycle while screaming at the dogs. I'm not sure which world is better now.