Okay, I've tried to restrain myself, but this is just too awesomely ridiculous!
HOW MUST I PREPARE YOU ASK YOURSELF? SHOULD I JUMP OFF THE TALLEST BUILDING IN THE WORLD? SHOULD I LAY ON THE LAWN AND LET IT RUN OVER ME WITH LAWNMOWERS? SHOULD I GO TO AFRICA AND LET IT TRAMPLE ME WITH RAGING ELEPHANTS?