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Anonymous · #26

You know what you said in the Numenor thread! I'm not gonna say it and risk getting banned!

When I get banned I want to be for something worthwhile! Like being such an annoying asshole that everyone finally just has enough and decides "THAT'S IT, THIS DICKHEAD HAS BEEN HERE LONG ENOUGH, BAN THIS ASSHOLE!"

But UNTIL that glorious day comes...

ThisIsWitty · #27

I'd be willing to bet he's referring to your racism...

Mad Max: At first when I came here and saw some of your posts I was like 'wow, he's cool. He doesn't give a shit about what anyone thinks, and some of the stuff he thinks of is pretty funny!'

Now that I've been here for a little while, I just keep reading the same stuff over and over and over. I rarely even smile now that I know where you steal all of your terrible comebacks from.

Seven Force · #28

I'm afraid I have no idea what you're talking about...

*Protoman's whistle*

Sethomas · #29

Forgive me for not following up on the total history of a thread that was, as I reaffirm, made eight months ago. The fact remains that it had to have been dug up, unless it was placed on the front page recently and then moved or deleted.

And so, the fact remains that Max is an unfunny attention whore. For as long as we reply, he'll throw out lame attempts at humor so that he can think he's winning the approval of people he'll never meet, and when when we get tired of toying with him he'll claim that it means that he wins, no matter how much the consensus is that he's a mental midget. A retarded system, yes. I'll perpetuate it only for so long as it amuses me.

Cue the comment that I've been spending the time since my last post enveloped in drafting of this post. If you really think that's more likely than me reading four chapters of modern physics, feel free to believe as such. Being an imbecile is punishment enough for you.

EisigerBiskuit · #30

I've only been here one day, but I can say this much. Mad is a joke.

I've seen plenty of his posts, his research, and thoughtful insults. Why keep him here?
The only possible way he could have been here this long is if someone refuses to make him go.

Mad Max is spoon fed with retards sparring at his sudden announcements and oppinions. He feeds on the weak and becomes stronger. Every place has this kind of person, and Mad is him. A joke.

To think I started this shit back up with a mistake too. Lucky me.
BTW this is a newsflash for people who try to attack Madmax head on.

Seven Force · #31

And that comment wasn't racist.

So there.

ThisIsWitty · #32

Seth: Are you actually trying to hurt his feelings? If you are, thats even lamer than his attempts at comebacks...

Sevenforce: Shut up, you racist beehotch.

Seven Force · #33

Arrghhh, i'm not racist!

I'm not gonna argue that with you.

And btw, you're about as funny as Max is, so you shut up.

EisigerBiskuit · #34

The funny thing is I learned the same lesson Seth did in one day instead of a year.

Sethomas · #35

No, what would be the point? Max obviously has social problems, so his feelings have already been hurt throughout his entire life by people very real to him. The saddest thing is that in a couple of years he's going to look back on this in a few years and think that he was "one of the guys" in the I-mockery community, displacing his desire to belong to some clique in real life. I'm not so cruel as to add insult to that injury, I'm just reciprocating a little bit of the stupidity he throws out to try to attain acceptance.

Seven Force · #36

Why would anyone want to be "one of the guys" on a message board, anyway? That must be some sad life you lead, Max.

EDIT: Good night, folks.

ThisIsWitty · #37

Oh yeah, SevenForce, saying 'good night' to people makes it seem like you really are trying to remain aloof and not try to fit in.

Seth: Why do you keep bashing on him. It's been established repeatedly by most everyone on these boards that Max is unoriginal and generally unliked. The horse is little more than dust. It's settled. He sucks. We all suck for bashing him.

WE SHUOLD B NYCE U GUS.

EisigerBiskuit · #38

Lock this thread before I dumb it up anymore. I dug it up, and I wish I hadn't.

Skulhedface · #39

For some reason, your avatar makes me think "This is the last thing Fartin Mowler's kids saw before the court date".

Anonymous · #40

Now THAT was more like it!

I love you fucktards!

McClain · #41

EisigerBiskuit, you need to shut yer feckin' blowhole. You've only been here a day and already you're swinging on nutsacks like an ape from trees. If you're looking to make some sort of allegiance in a fledging attempt for acceptance you've come to the wrong place.

You've been here a day too long.

EisigerBiskuit · #42

Edited because people are pissed enough. I'll go hide under a rock until I'm a year old like all the big kids

McClain · #43

I would also like to point out that your passive-aggressive post doesn't lend you any credibility. Don't try and convince us that you have a casual personality. "I know I'm dumb! What's your point?" is a cop out. Get some fuckin' spine if you want to contribute. None of this inert facade shit. Get the fuck out.

ziggytrix · #44

i don't think a year is going to make you suck less, mr biscuit.

EisigerBiskuit · #45

I really hope it does. It usually does take me a year to adjust, I'm sure you know how that feels... I think

dead_pigeon · #46

Quote:

Originally Posted by EisigerBiskuit

I really hope it does. It usually does take me a year to adjust, I'm sure you know how that feels... I think

Adjust?
Feels?
Think???

Seven Force · #47

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThisIsWitty

Oh yeah, SevenForce, saying 'good night' to people makes it seem like you really are trying to remain aloof and not try to fit in.

I didn't say that to not try and fit in, I said it because I wasn't going to post anymore that night. I'm sorry you're too much of a tard that you can't understand English and try to find hidden meanings in shit I have to say.