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Anonymous · #1

Just now I downed over fifty cops with an AK-47. I don't know what the odds are that I will survive after they storm the place, maybe I'll be shot in a hail of gunfire or just pass out from the tear gas. Oh well. Chances are I'll wake up with a headache from this dream and will continue posting here. Time will tell. Weee.

I tried to go to bed, but there's a bloody body on it right now.

FartinMowler · #2

Nice sentence structure :/

Sethomas · #3

Imitation is the truest form of flattery.

FartinMowler · #4

Hey Sethomas, why are you slumming in the General Blabber? Did the eggheads kick you out

Sethomas · #5

For greater irony,

"Envy is ignorance, imitation is suicide." -R. W. Emerson

Unoriginal twat.

Anonymous · #6

mock·ing
To treat with ridicule or contempt; deride.

Must've really struck a nerve that time considering you felt the need to search 20 minutes for a suitable "insult" from your first post to my mocking of your pathetic life.

Sethomas · #7

In those twenty minutes I was slicing cheese for dinner. That Emerson quote was made into a bumper sticker that was pinned to the wall of my classroom in Honors English 10 and 11. I believe it was room 105, in any case it was on the southern face of the building. So, no, it didn't take much effort at all.

Try to conceal how pathetic you are next time.

ThisIsWitty · #8

If you shot some cops I doubt you would post a poorly worded paragraph about it.

Anonymous · #9

Right. Great story Seth. Do you actually believe the bullshit you spew? The fact that you needed to explain yourself pretty much proves as usual, you're talking out your ass.

Witty: Shut the fuck up fucktard. Nobody invited you.

ziggytrix · #10

Watching folks argue with Mad Max is like watching footage of a plane wreck.

Geggy · #11

and mad max is the pilot taking everyone down with him.

Sethomas · #12

See, here Max resorts to calling me a liar. Note how weak this is compared to my prior demonstration that by his own words, Max was either a long-time lurker or a liar. By ridiculing the idea that he was a lurker, he took the side of being a liar.

Here, he simply claims I'm making up my stance because he lacks anything better than "nuh-uh!" Granted, I was never impressed by Max, but he's been exceptionally pathetic recently.

EisigerBiskuit · #13

Wait, has Adam Fulton been reincarnated as Mad Max???

Sethomas · #14

That depends. Is Adam Fulton pathetic enough to search up a thread from last December in a flailing attempt to impress a group of people over the internet?

Anonymous · #15

To be fair, it wasn't him that did it.

Anonymous · #16

Yeah, really Seth, get your fucking facts straight, some noob dredged your suicide thread up (for reasons known only to him) and I took this as a sign from a higher power to mock it.

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See, here Max resorts to calling me a liar. Note how weak this is compared to my prior demonstration that by his own words, Max was either a long-time lurker or a liar. By ridiculing the idea that he was a lurker, he took the side of being a liar.

Actually I didn’t do either, and I also mentioned other possibilities, reread that discussion, you forgetful fucktard.

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Here, he simply claims I'm making up my stance because he lacks anything better than "nuh-uh!" Granted, I was never impressed by Max, but he's been exceptionally pathetic recently.

Right. And your “elaborate and witty” forms of “You suck Max!” are SO much less pathetic…

Anyway you should be thanking me; you owe me your life. All the time you’re wasting arguing with me, is time away from the razor blades.

On a lighter note: I think ALL Mad Max/Sethomas discussions should be archived from now on; they’re the only funny things on here!

EisigerBiskuit · #17

Funny, it says April. I hate it when year old threads are maybe in the 5 position on the first page.

ThisIsWitty · #18

Max, you're losing what little touch you once had. By 'once' I mean never. And by 'never' I mean go die.

Anonymous · #19

There's actually been a lot of grave digging lately.

Witty: Fucktard, you just WISH you could generate the amount of attention and hatred I can.

EisigerBiskuit · #20

and by grave digging you refer to Eisiger?

kahljorn · #21

it's not that hard to garner attention here, all you have to do is act like a complete moron, and the next thing you know everyone will be talking shit on you.

Anonymous · #22

Eisiger: Eh? I haven't been paying attention to what you've been up to. I was refering to the noob (And a few others) that dredged up Seth's deleted suicide thread.

Now at this point I'm SUPPOSED to call you a fucktard, but I'm in one of my more civilized moods right now.

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Originally Posted by kahljorn

it's not that hard to garner attention here, all you have to do is act like a complete moron, and the next thing you know everyone will be talking shit on you.

If that were true, you'd be more hated than me.

Besides I've taken it to a whole other level. An art form if you will!