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Old Aug 30th, 2008, 01:36 PM       
McCain just but* fuc*ed himself imo.

All he's been doing is bitching about how inexperienced Obama is right now. It's like a staple for the McCain campaign. So naturally, the next logical choice is to have a VP who was is equally inexperienced.

Idk wtf John was thinking, but then again he's always had a case of the Dumbass imo
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Old Aug 30th, 2008, 01:38 PM       
Dude, he was a POW. What more experience do you need?
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Old Aug 30th, 2008, 03:26 PM       
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Dude, he was a POW. What more experience do you need?
I talked to my mother recently, and this is her whole basis for voting for McCain.

That is all. No other reason.
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Old Aug 30th, 2008, 03:24 PM       
We have to vote McCain to keep you women in line. Just to let you know that we'll let you into the white house only as a woman and not as an equal. Know your place god damit.
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Old Aug 30th, 2008, 06:02 PM       
I realize no one wants to remember the losers, but, oh about 24 YEARS ago a major political party nominated a woman as the vice-presidential candidate on a ticket. Again, she and her running mate lost the general election (they were hammered) but exactly what "glass ceiling" did Sarah Palin break, anyway?

Geraldine Ferraro, incidentally.
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Old Aug 30th, 2008, 08:18 PM       
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I realize no one wants to remember the losers, but, oh about 24 YEARS ago a major political party nominated a woman as the vice-presidential candidate on a ticket. Again, she and her running mate lost the general election (they were hammered) but exactly what "glass ceiling" did Sarah Palin break, anyway?

Geraldine Ferraro, incidentally.
Oh shit, you're right, I forgot about Ferraro.
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Old Aug 30th, 2008, 06:09 PM       
She hasn't broken it yet, becoming VP apparently would do that.
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Old Aug 30th, 2008, 06:42 PM       
I stand corrected.
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Old Aug 30th, 2008, 06:50 PM       
I'm sure that no matter what, blacks or women (depending on who wins) will reap the rewards that white men have been hording.
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 10:33 AM       
Ferraro was actually a man.
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 12:16 PM       
McCain cheated on his 1st wife while she was critically injured from a car crash, finished near last in his class, was a raging alcoholic, and got shot down in Vietnam because he sucked.

Sounds like the kind of man I want running the country.

I love how people are c*mming their pants because he was a POW. Big fuc*ing deal. Just because you got captured by the enemy doesn't mean you automatically get some presidential bonus points. That's just fuc*ed logic rly.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 04:23 PM       
In case any of you were wondering, I am the father of Palin's Daughter's baby. And I am not marrying her, I am already married. No strings I said, no strings I meant.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 05:56 PM       
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In case any of you were wondering, I am the father of Palin's Daughter's baby. And I am not marrying her, I am already married. No strings I said, no strings I meant.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 04:26 PM       
No wonder you were asking to do your first photo piece in Juneau.
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 01:42 PM       
McCain picks woman. McCain mate with woman
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 06:47 PM       
Not too big on her love of hunting animals from planes. Hunting is ok and all but that kinda takes the sport out of it. Besides there needs to be more wolves and bears up there, I don't hear enough stories about animal attacks on humans other than that Grizzly Man thing. Come on you lazy fucking bears, eat more people!!!!
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