We will use the time-honoredpizzeria tradition of ordering a crappy beer in an ice-cold can so that we can swig it before each bite, cooling our mouths so as to be able to eat the scalding pizza as fast as possible while watching making sure none of those other two-bit f@#%ers get any more slices of pizza than you od, further ensuring that no one gets nearly enough pizza and that you order another one, more beer, and a side of buffalo wings
dude i would totally eat pizza with john-rhys davies pavarotti and dom delouise, pavarotti would keep inadvertantly breaking into song in between witty anecdotes while dom delouise joked and john-rhys davies acted all like john-rhys davies and everyone else in the pizzeria would be all HOLY SHIT, I THINK I RECOGNIZE THOSE PEOPLE WHY DO I RECOGBIZE THOSE PEOPLE IF ONLY I HADNT WATCHED SO MANY ROMANTIC COMEDIES AND HADNT LISTENED TO LADY GAGA MAYBE I WOULD HAVE ENOUGH BRAINS TO RECOGNIZE THEM and that would be the best day ever
dude i would totally eat pizza with john-rhys davies pavarotti and dom delouise, pavarotti would keep inadvertantly breaking into song in between witty anecdotes while dom delouise joked and john-rhys davies acted all like john-rhys davies and everyone else in the pizzeria would be all HOLY SHIT, I THINK I RECOGNIZE THOSE PEOPLE WHY DO I RECOGBIZE THOSE PEOPLE IF ONLY I HADNT WATCHED SO MANY ROMANTIC COMEDIES AND HADNT LISTENED TO LADY GAGA MAYBE I WOULD HAVE ENOUGH BRAINS TO RECOGNIZE THEM and that would be the best day ever
You use cans if you eat with other young people, because they're colder and you don't care about the taste. The beer becomes an accessory to help you eat faster and (hopefully) more than your buddies can before the whole damn pizza disappears.
If you're in for the long haul and not short on cash, you can always order plenty more, so you don't need the mouth-cooling action and it'll be safe to get pitchers of beer and enjoy yourself
Sharing pizza with a group of other twenty-somethings when you're pooling money and can't afford too many pizzas... that's not recreational, that's a brutal fucking sporting event
It creeps me out when a green admin posts...and then isn't on when I read it. Then there name is green and the green mockery eyeballs aren't.....like a hollow shell drifting through space.