Quote:
Originally Posted by Grislygus
Motherfucker I will cut out your neck in its entirety, marinate it in a blend of garlic, onions, cayenne pepper, dijon mustard and select amounts of soy sauce, butterfly it and serve it to my friends at our next beach barbecue RARF GWALHRIGOA
|
And then when my friends see me slicing off their cut of the neck they'll be all like "Dude, what the fuck is that"
And I'll be all like "Ah, it's somebody's throat. Nobody important, though"
And they'll be like "That's somebody's
throat?"
And I'll be like "yeah, I marinated and spatchcocked it" and that will be humiliating for you because it sounds
dirty and you'll be looking down from the afterlife being all like "not cool bro, not cool"