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MarioRPG · #1

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Originally Posted by Great Mighty Poo

White noise. I would call it "white trash" but that would be insulting to all white trash. 8 dollars and an hour of my life, both gone forever.

I did not like that either. I now present my top 3.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

28 Days Later

And by far, and unmatched: Spanglish

Obscurus Lupa · #2

Cutthroat Island was awful.

Cat Woman, also. And The Astronaut's Wife, which made me sad that I couldn't get back my two hours.

Obscurus Lupa · #3

I totally agree about White Noise. I wanted to like it because I'm a fan of Michael Keaton, but the movie was just boring.

Madman914 · #4

It's all about the eyebrows when it comes to Micheal Keaton, when you just look at the range of his eyebrows' emotions and acting alone any movie of his entertaining.

Obscurus Lupa · #5

...yeah, I liked Multiplicity, what of it?

JakeOfAllTrades · #6

I'm With Lucy
Blackula (not being racist, it just sucked)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Departed: Martin Scorsese gave me sleepless nights with that one, if I'm overstimulated I cannot cope with big noises of guns. In the cinema this was particularly true.
Flags of Our Fathers: I had to walk out of my living room while my brother and my parents watched this, it was too loud and there were shells going off every five seconds and people were dying all over the place... I know realism in cinema is important but there are some kinds of realism that are just too much for a jumpy young man who is easily startled by huge noises on surround sound systems!
House of Wax (the Paris Hilton remake): just plain godawful, I couldn't bear it!

But there is one film that I hated not for its loud noises (some of these films may or may not have had artistic merit, ie. The Departed, Flags of Our Fathers), but for its sheer cheesiness and bastardisation of a classic novel:

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA: Keanu Reeves can't act. He was only good in the first Bill and Ted and the first Matrix. And in the minds of the general public, the sheer amount of heaving bosoms would have aroused, but here they were trashy, like the trampy interpretations of the formerly strong female characters like Mina Murray and Lucy Whatserface. Tom Waits and Anthony Hopkins were the only good things in it!

Zbu Manowar · #7

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Originally Posted by JakeOfAllTrades

The Departed: Martin Scorsese gave me sleepless nights with that one, if I'm overstimulated I cannot cope with big noises of guns. In the cinema this was particularly true.

I just didn't care for it. It was basically a lot of previously good actors slumming while the new boys in the lead were trying to play at being big stars. Scorsese was slumming as well, especially in terms of repeating the same old musical cue from a good song OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Sorry, I got it the first time. No thanks.

Fathom Zero · #8

WAH WAH WAH LOUD WAH WAH WAH

Half of those movies are absolutely delicious

JakeOfAllTrades · #9

To be fair on Flags of Our Fathers, with a surround system you actually get to experience the post-traumatic stress disorder in your own home as you struggle to get to sleep after watching it because of the shell-shock. No other war movie has ever done this to me. Not even Saving Private Ryan.

r_phillip · #10

i dunno, i gotta say that delta farce was extremely lame.
the jokes were juvenile, and the acting was atrocious.

ElPila666 · #11

I am Legend with Will Smith, just a rip off of Cast Away and 28 weeks later, so boring stranded alone acting, oh except for the dog her perform was great but she didn't speaking

Angryhydralisk · #12

The Brown Bunny. Chances you you've made more meaning driving a vehicle all over the country and had better blowjobs than the narcissistic douchebag who pissed out this movie.

Pub Lover · #13

I spent the whole time watching the Departed telling everyone around me why I liked the Hong Kong original better, so much so I didn't really pay that much attention to the movie.

Why I like the original better can be summed up by: Subtitles give me a boner.

Zbu Manowar · #14

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover

I spent the whole time watching the Departed telling everyone around me why I liked the Hong Kong original better, so much so I didn't really pay that much attention to the movie.

It did not translate well. Making it all about the Irish denizens of Boston just seemed really....odd. Plus to some extent it went into stereotyping which wasn't offensive as it was just stupid.

Plus the whole ending shot with the OH SO OBVIOUS imagery was quite pathetic. Way too much.

GRUMPYNZ · #15

Date Movie would probably be the worst. Hulk was pretty bad too. So hard to narrow it down to only one!

Dr. Boogie · #16

I saw Basic Instinct 2 with Rog and Re.

Grislygus · #17

Remember when movie titles like Ticks, Lair of the White Worm, Alligator, and Rawhead Rex absolutely guaranteed a wasted weekend?

After getting with friends and watching a marathon of Monster, Savage Planet, Pterodactyl, Raptor Island, and some fucking New Zealish movie about people doing nothing and carnivorous goop kind of hanging out, I am officially pissed off at the Sci-Fi Channel.

Savage Planet would qualify for the title of this thread, I think.

Nick · #18

Ace Ventura Jr. It's not out yet, but I hate Josh Flitter.

10,000 Volt Ghost · #19

WTF! I've been waiting for a new ace ventura movie for years....but with Jim Carrey. I'd actually rather it star Spike the monkey instead. Boo-urns this new film.

BlackHexen · #20

Epic movie is funny! "Jack Swallow" I laughted to that many days. But I watched that in my uncle's, so i didn't lost many dollars to crap. House of dead is same thing, it was fun to watch for free, but i would never use money for seeing it. Ultraviolet I Bought with 10 euros. Fortunately there's Milla Jovovich, one of the few women trying to stop me being faggot, so that money didn't go for nothing. But I admit that this movie is crabby.

There is 3 movies i have hated from my soul: Blazing Saddles, Golden Compass and Stakeout. There would be more, but i don't watch if i don't like. Some movies like Garfields or new Home Alones doesn't even try to be good movies, so i can watch them as camp. Those three try to be something being just a freeking crap. Oh shit i hate those movies. I must commit a suicide to get them out of my mind. Oh satan take my soul and make me forget!

executioneer · #21

if you like epic movie and hate blazing saddles, i'd have to agree someone kill this person

liquidstatik · #22

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Originally Posted by executioneer

if you like epic movie and hate blazing saddles, i'd have to agree someone kill this person

i completely agree ;<

Girl Drink Drunk · #23

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik

i completely agree ;<

I don't think I could associate with anyone that thinks Epic Movie is, to any degree, better than Blazing Saddles.

BlackHexen · #24

Monty Python's movies and Napoleon Dynamite are my favourite comedys, so in deep in your heart you don't want me as death

Blazing saddles Humor: Guy hit his head to window.
Epic movie humor: Jack Swallow. Jack Swallow, oh man, i must take that as my own name.

But as an loyal citizen i don't like offtopics: Julia Robert's every movie make me want to kill everyone in this world to save them from the misery of those movies. Those movies would be good, but Julia Roberts ruin it all.