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Old Dec 16th, 2010, 03:12 PM       


This look'n good too, omg.
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Old Dec 16th, 2010, 04:29 PM       
It does look good, but if it doesn't play good, it's crap.

If it turns out to be another QTE fest like Heavy Rain, I'll pass.
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Old Dec 16th, 2010, 06:42 PM       
Homefront is getting my hopes higher than it has any right to.

Brink, too.
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Old Dec 16th, 2010, 08:03 PM       
I'm kinda psyched for Brink. It looks really slick - kinda gives off a Mirror's Edge vibe, to me.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2010, 02:51 PM       
Anyone play this new Tron game?
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Old Jan 12th, 2011, 07:38 PM       
So how many of you dickbags are gonna get Bulletstorm? I'm trying to decide whether to get it for the PC or the 360.
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Old Jan 24th, 2011, 11:03 AM       
This League of Legends is boring as shit. But it is free, so whatev.
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Old Jan 24th, 2011, 11:20 PM       
I might get the PC version of Bulletstorm, but I'm going to wait until I've heard enough reviews about it first, seeing as they have no plans to release a PC demo.

I miss the days when meeting the requirements on the box meant a game would run well for sure.
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Old Jan 25th, 2011, 04:39 AM       
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I might get the PC version of Bulletstorm, but I'm going to wait until I've heard enough reviews about it first, seeing as they have no plans to release a PC demo.

I miss the days when meeting the requirements on the box meant a game would run well for sure.
It's the Unreal engine at the heart of it though, so it should be really scalable depending on what ya have. I think it'll be alright. I'm excited for it, but I can't say exactly why. Hah.
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Old Jan 24th, 2011, 11:59 PM       
I'm actually looking to get a better PC sometime soon, and then getting DC Universe Online. Looked good to me, and it'd be a nice departure from WoW (I still play it ).

But yeah, system requirements for most games nowadays almost make it so buying the XBox version of the game is the more financially responsible thing to do. 60 bucks for a version that will definitely play, vs. $God knows how much to upgrade the system to the point you can max the settings out.
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Old Jan 27th, 2011, 08:16 AM       
http://kotaku.com/5744686/a-visual-guide-to-the-ngp

This actually looks pretty good. Thumbsticks and touchscreens, awww yeah
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Old Jan 27th, 2011, 01:44 PM       
There's also an article on gamesradar that points out how your touching the screen will obscure everything.
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Old Jan 27th, 2011, 01:58 PM       
games have been on touchscreens before
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Old Jan 27th, 2011, 02:34 PM       
Yeah, and I'm not a fan. It's way too easy to block things off.
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Old Jan 27th, 2011, 05:00 PM       
IF I WANT TO TOUCH SOMETHING NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY WITH, IT WILL BE MY DICK.

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Old Jan 28th, 2011, 11:57 PM       
I'M GLAD NO ONE WANTS TO ARGUE THAT POINT.
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Old Feb 1st, 2011, 03:09 PM       
Is Goldeneye Wii any good? I was pretty much sold on it until I saw that it was modeled on Call of Duty; I moved it down to rental priority because even though CoD has cocksuck shit horrible multiplayer, I've always enjoyed the single-player campaigns. Of course, since they're absolutely riddled with scripted events that are never as cool the second time around, I usually play the campaigns once, play the sniping level two or three times, then give the game back to whoever I was mooching it from; so, it's a perfect rental game. But you can't actually rent games anymore, since Netflix has sacked, razed, and looted every chain of video stores in the multiverse, so it is up to you, the viewer, to decide Guitar Woman's destiny.

Basically, if I like shooting people on the internet, liked Goldeneye 64, do not like the colors gray, light brown, or dark brown, and do not like the act of crouching behind concrete barriers for 30 hours waiting for the other guy to poke his head out from behind his concrete barrier, each of us trying to out-bore the other, would I enjoy the new Goldeneye?
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Old Feb 6th, 2011, 12:26 AM       
Goldeneye Wii is stright up Call of Duty, right down to the ironsights zoom (I think they use a different name for it), but you need to sneak around at times. I say "at times" cause there are a lot of scenarios where people will see you from a fucking mile away from behind cover.

That, and I hate "Daniel Craig's" Jason Bou-...James Bond. But the game is tweaked to that style using the CoD engine, so it depends on your tastes. I personally think a lot of reviews were way too generous, and I think the game is really bland and a little lazy (the night club level doesn't have dancers. It has 2D, Mode 7-esque silhouettes. This shit wouldn't fly on the fucking PS2. The whole game looks like a blah PS2 game.)

Multiplayer is just CoD, right down to getting experience points for unlocking weapons.

Some people might be more forgiving and like it. I personally don't.
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Old Feb 16th, 2011, 10:57 AM       


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Old Feb 16th, 2011, 12:13 PM       
Wow, I had no idea about this pixel force shenanigans going on here


I am addicted to the Left 4 Dead one, holy shit

If they changed the controls and put this on an nes cartridge I would actually BUY it
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Old Feb 16th, 2011, 07:58 PM       

Probably the most emotionally exploitative, and well directed trailer for a video game I can remember ever seeing- and its about zombies.
I can't believe a game called DEAD ISLAND could pull this off without making me want to crack up.

Also I probably will not play this.
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Old Feb 19th, 2011, 01:52 PM       
I had to replace my Nintendo 64 that I've had since 1996 the other day. It felt like shooting my dog.
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Old Feb 19th, 2011, 03:31 PM       
Dylan, we should play RE5 then. Its just fun to play through. I've gone through it at least 5 or 6 times completely with different people.
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Dylan, we should play RE5 then. Its just fun to play through. I've gone through it at least 5 or 6 times completely with different people.
I only own it on the computer. It was 3.75 or something on Steam one day and I figured it might've been worth it.
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