why i'm allowed to own a gun

[CaptainBubba]

I AM TRYING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS VERY PRETTY SO WE CAN GO TO BUSH GARDENS (BECAUSE I CAN GET US IN FREE AND I'M CHEAP LOL). IF SHE AGREES AND MEETS ME THERE I WILL REQUEST THAT WE MAKE TEH SECKS, WHEREUPON SHE WILL GLADLY ACCEPT AND COMMENCE WITH THE LOVING.

OR SO I'VE BEEN TOLD BY MANY A RELIABLE SOURCE.