i-mockery awards?

[mburbank]

I like coffee,
I like tea
I like Carni on I-mockery
I like Lenor and chojin and me
and everyone can be the way they be.


HEY FUCKERS! LIGHTEN UP! I HATE YOU ALL VERY, VERY MUCH AND I HOPE YOU HAVE BAD DREAMS AND WET YOURSELVES A LOT!!

This board is just this board. I am so serious. Chomp my bag already okay? The best offense is to be offensive.

Any of you who take anything that happens (ie is written) here seriously in any way shape or form have forgotten that this is I-Mockery and not I-serious or I-real or I-truth. And this board was WAY better when people remeberbered that, back in the good old days before the person who's reading this right now fucked it all to hell and back.

SO THANKS FOR RUINING THIS THREAD, TARD CHUNKY!