Pick Up Lines

[Rev. Danno]

On St. Patrick's day at the pick line:
-"Do ya' have any Irish in ya'?... Would you like some?"
this is good till about from about 9am-1pm
-"Would you like some Irish in ya' ?"(works best yelled out of a moving car, they can't smack you..."
Begins to come out of your mouth around 1pm-5pm
-"I'm Irish, I wanna stick it in Ya!'"
from about 5pm-9pm
-"I'm Irish, I'm Drunk, Let's fuck!"
9pm-midnight
-"IGOTANIRISHCOCKIWANNAHAVESEXWITHYOOOU!" *throwing up next to everone else throwing up the Guiness, bushmills, & cheap green beer*
12am-passing out in park, street, or friends front yard.
Only once has the "got any Irish in ya" ever worked, but it was to a slutty friend of mine, and she was going to sleep w/ me or a friend of mine that night anyway, I just helped her make her choice...
I threw up green beer in her hair when she was going down on me... Man, I miss being 19...