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Evil Robot · #1

So I'm half in the bag and I want more beer, right? We all been there. I get in my truck and head down to the gas station trying not to look too drunk. I pull in and there before me was a westchester county cop car parked at the the pump. I pull up at the pump next to it even though I didn't need gas, I just didn't want to be inside at the same time as the cop (for fear he would smell alchohol on my breath). I start pumping gas and the fucking cop appears out of nowhere, saying "Fine piece of history you got here!"
My heart skipped a beat and I tried not to stutter or otherwise sound nervous as I agreed with him, "Yeah I got it off Ebay."
Mind you if he catches me with any alchohol in my system it's a manditory 5 years in jail since I had "legal problems" before. But he just keeps going on and on about how much better cars were when he was a kid and the dodge charger he had. All the while he gradually steps closer and closer to me, but never getting within range of smell. He eventually went away after I started making it obvious that I was in a rush, walking towards the front door and breaking eye contact with him.
But god damn, that was close!

AChimp · #2

DRUNK DRIVING IS GREAT

Evil Robot · #3

Did you know that when cop was a kid cars were carburated? The cops know that and they never shut up about it! I love talking about cars to people who want nothing more then to throw me in county holding!

Wiffles · #4

Wow O_O

Old cars are dreamy

Sethomas · #5

My woe of driving my 1967 Cougar is that the breaks failed and almost killed me. My sister's 66 Mustang always dies on me because I'm too affectionate with the accelerator.