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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 09:45 PM        BEST CONVERSATION EVER
AIM CONVERSATION BETWEEN MY BROTHER AND I, THE STORY OF DR. WHO TOLD BY AFRICAN STORYTELLER



Les Waste: my sci fi lit class is gonna suck

Les Waste: cause it's full of nerds and ugly people

Les Waste: some guy came to class wearing a Half Life shirt

My Brother: really? the class is all stereotypical and everything?

Les Waste: oh god

My Brother: isnt that the one when you could have had an ethnic studies course?

Les Waste: yeah!

Les Waste: I should have taken female asian american lit!

Les Waste: cause today, some 600 pound girl asked:

My Brother: now youll never know how turtle got his shell

My Brother: instead youll know how dr who got his scraf

My Brother: i mean scarf

My Brother: for shame!

Les Waste: "Will we be focusing exclusively on science fiction, or will it also include fantasy and horror?"

Les Waste: hahahahaha, Dr. Who's scarf!

Les Waste: AND, I have to wake up at 7am to go to this class, and it's my only class on tuesdays, and my only class on thursdays
besides this night class

Les Waste: this semester is gonna suck so much

My Brother: i should pay an african storyteller to tell me how dr who got his scarf in a very african storyteller kind of way

Les Waste: the god of wheat harvest gave it to him

My Brother: thats how it happened on the show too

Les Waste: as a gift, in exchange for the wheat harvest god being able to marry Dr. Who's three, nubian princess daughters

Les Waste: it was the third one, the ugly one, who had the TRUE inner beauty!

My Brother: just like that except with time travel

Les Waste: that's the best fucking story ever

My Brother: wait, dr who has daughters?

Les Waste: I dunno

Les Waste: Sure, why not?

My Brother: so thats why nerds look up to him, because he successfully procreated?

Les Waste: in my story he does

Les Waste: cause he's the chief of his village

Les Waste: stupid

My Brother: does he have many wives?

Les Waste: yeah, and they all have really long necks

My Brother: cuz you can have many wives in nigeria

Les Waste: due to stretching

My Brother: does he make his sons harvest the yams?

Les Waste: his sons are lazy, like the elephant

My Brother: and thats why they die

My Brother: and the third, ugly duaghter becomes the man of the household

Les Waste: cause she's responsible

My Brother: much to the chagrin of the wheat harvest god

Les Waste: the wheat harvest God got robbed by Dr. Who

Les Waste: cause that magic scarf is worth so much more than Dr. Who's daughters

Les Waste: cause he made the daughters out of clay, except for the third one

Les Waste: and she's ugly and a dyke

My Brother: dr who pimped out his own children

My Brother: and gets rewarded with space adventures

My Brother: how ironic

Les Waste: only one was his child!

Les Waste: the other two he made out of clay

My Brother: and that was the one that got pimped, remember?

Les Waste: No
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 10:04 PM       
lol :D

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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 11:19 PM       
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My Brother: wait, dr who has daughters?

Les Waste: I dunno

Les Waste: Sure, why not?

My Brother: so thats why nerds look up to him, because he successfully procreated?
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 11:25 PM        Re: BEST CONVERSATION EVER
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My Brother: and thats why they die

My Brother: and the third, ugly daughter becomes the man of the household
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Les Waste: cause he made the daughters out of clay, except for the third one

Les Waste: and she's ugly and a dyke

My Brother: dr who pimped out his own children

My Brother: and gets rewarded with space adventures
LOL This is this best conversation ever.
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 11:36 PM       
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 11:43 PM       
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My Brother: Shutup N00b, LOL!

theprofessorcool: Let's not go overboard now.
I wish my brother was as hilarious as you guys are Bobo.
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 12:08 AM       
My brother making fun of nerds is extremely hypocritical

This thread is Grade A cause Willie posted in it :hat
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 05:46 AM       
that conversation was very disapointing =\
you and your brother are very boring.
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 07:06 AM       
HEY I MUST BE PSYCHIC, I SAW THAT TERRANUSER PSOTED LAST IN THIS THREAD, AND I SAID TO MYSELF "OH BOY I BET TERRAN USER IS A GAYFAG" AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED

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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 09:49 AM       
WILLIE YOU COULD BE ONE ON DIONE WARWICK'S PSYCICH FRIENDS :hat
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 10:32 AM       
that post was very disapointing =\
you and les waste are very boring.
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 11:03 AM       
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 03:32 PM       
I'm sad because I know that if I knew who Dr.who was I'd think this was much funnier than I already think it is.

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My Brother: much to the chagrin of the wheat harvest god

Les Waste: the wheat harvest God got robbed by Dr. Who

Les Waste: cause that magic scarf is worth so much more than Dr. Who's daughters

Les Waste: cause he made the daughters out of clay, except for the third one
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 03:41 PM       
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that post was very disapointing =\
you and les waste are very boring.
Oh the fucking irony
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 01:16 AM       
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that post was very disapointing =\
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Oh the fucking irony
oh the celibate irony
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 03:15 AM       
shut up already

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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 04:16 AM       
my biorhythms must be at an all-time low.
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