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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 05:05 PM        Jeanette's Wild World of Nature: Herpestids
Given the number of boring and/or pointless threads we've been seeing lately, I decided to make another nature thread about cute furry things to entertain you.

Marsh Mongoose (Atilax paludinosus)
The marsh mongoose lives in Africa south of the Sahara desert. It is a primarily aquatic animal, and has a very omniverous diet. It is an excellent swimmer, and when it wants to hide, it submerges, leaving only the tip of it's nose above water for breathing. It has been observed smashing snails, crabs, and eggs against rocks from a standing position. They are highly territorial, and will sometimes do a handstand to rub their anal glands against raised objects to mark their territory. They will also growl and bark if threatened. If a marsh mongoose wants to catch a bird, it lies on it's back as if it were sunbathing and shows it's pale, pink anal area, which has a striking contrast to it's dark fur. This induces birds to approach and try to peck at it's anus, upon which the mongoose kills the birds and eats them. If it is cornered or upset, it ejects jets of foul brown fluid from it's anal sacs. It is also partial to fruit. They are usually solitary.

Yellow Mongoose (Cynictis penicillata) checking out his surroundings.

Another yellow mongoose.

Yellow mongoose snarling.
The yellow mongoose lives in southern Africa, and it prefers dry open country. They live in colonies of 8-20 individuals in complex, permanent underground structures which are often shared with ground squirrels and suricates, and have special locations within the burrows for defecation. At any sign of danger, an alarm is sounded and the entire colony retreats into the burrows. They are usually quiet, but will growl if threatened, scream during fights, and purr. They are able to attack and eat poisonous snakes and scorpions. Like dogs, it is thought that the tail may play a role in communication, and they also have a hierachy structure within their groups. They cannot see distances well, so they move their heads from side to side to judge it.

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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 05:26 PM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 08:06 PM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 08:07 PM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 08:09 PM       
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What can you tell us about the Majestic Badger?
I Love badgers, As a child when I grew up I either wanted to be Batman, or a Badger...
My Favorite Mascot is Bucky the Badger...
PLEASE WRITE A TREAD ABOUT BADGERS...
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 08:24 PM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 08:29 PM       
I think the Mustelid thread had badgers in it. A goat or osterich thread is in order though
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 08:38 PM       
Goat is correct. Most badgers (with the exception of stink-badgers, which are members of the skunk family) are mustelids, which means they are members of the weasel family. You can find them in my mustelid thread:
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=4401&start=0
And I will do a goat thread next time.
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 08:45 PM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 10:59 PM       
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 01:36 AM       
If i didn't hate emoticons... I would so do that one with the heart eyes for JeanX...
If you haven't read the last Thread she did (I just finished)... READ IT!!! ok I just used it... It shows you how great the last hread was... and it had BADGERS in it...
I once saw a Badger in person, true storey...
Back in '83 my family and I were in Glacier Natinal park in Montana, we got out of our beat up Toyota Land cruiser to have a nice picnic, I thought I saw a cat under the car... No it was a Badger coming out of it's hole... Anyway it run out from under the car, we all got back into the land cruiser, and left our food on the table... We got to watch a badger enjoy egg salad sanwiches, & beef jerky...
Coolest camping trip ever, also got to watch a movie on Grizzly bear saety that gave me nightmares for 3 years...
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 01:44 PM       
Aw shucks. Thank you all for the compliments. I'm glad you enjoy my threads.

Cape Grey Mongoose (Galerella pulverulenta)
Sorry about the poor quality of this picture. It was the only one I could find. :/
The cape grey mongoose lives in southern Africa, and is solitary.

Slender Mongoose (Galerella sanguinea)
The slender mongoose can be found in most parts of Africa. It tends to live either in pairs, or alone, and is more arboreal than other mongooses. They climb trees like squirrels, and catch birds in them. In fact, it is often mobbed and divebombed by birds because it poses a threat. It will freeze at the first sign of danger, and dive for cover if threatened.
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 03:40 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 04:24 PM       
The slender mongoose looks a lot like a squirrel.
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 04:37 PM       
I think they all look like Ferrets.

Here's a little fact about Ferrets:
-They shit in corners.
-They smell reall bad.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 01:34 AM       
Thank you Perndog. You are a sweetie.

Javan mongoose a.k.a Small Indian Mongoose
(Herpestes javanicus)
Please forgive the white sides on the picture. It was the only decent one I could find. :/
The Javan mongoose is native to India and southeast Asia, and were introduced in the New World as a means of controlling rats and snakes on sugarcane plantations. However, the population of the mongoose quickly got out of control and they became serious pests, and have been the cause the extinction of at least 12 native species. They are very playful and will practice mutal grooming.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 02:38 PM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 02:55 PM       
What kind of mongoose was Riki Tiki Tavi?

Someone has to know the story of Riki Tiki Tavi.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 03:35 PM        .
Hellz yeah, Riki Tiki Tavi washed up in the Gardens of some dudes house after a rainstorm and they fed him bananas and put him in a loin cloth. And then theyre were two EEEEEEEEVIL cobras named NAAG and NAGAINA and they wanted to kill the family and raise COBRAS Then Riki Tiki loved the family so much he killed the family of Cobras and lived happily evar aftar forever.

Riki Tiki should have slashed the Muskrats face and worn his skin as a suit.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 06:20 PM       
I'm damned if I know what kind of mongoose Riki-tiki-tavi was supposed to be. I don't think they ever actually tell you in the story. :/

Cusimanse (Crossarchus obscurus)
The cusimanse is a very small, diurnal mongoose from west Africa, and they wander through their territories constantly, sometimes taking shelter under fallen logs, or digging their own burrows. They live in groups of 10-24 members, usually compromised of small family units. It's name is also spelled with a K.

I have also added some new information to the marsh mongoose, yellow mongoose, and slender mongoose entries, so be sure to look at those again as well.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 08:30 PM       
he's whatever kind lives in india :/

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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 09:39 PM       

Malagasy Ring-Tailed Mongoose (Galidia elegans)
This mongoose is located only in Madagascar. It lives in humid forests. It digs burrows, and it swims. It is less social than most mongoose species, usually living alone or in pairs.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 10:22 PM       
Another animal I can add to my "list of things in Madagascar that I like."

So far, all I have is a mongoose and a chameleon.
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Egyptian Mongoose (Herpestes ichneumon)
The Egyptian mongoose is diurnal, gregarious, and polygynous. The name "ichneumon" means tracker on Greek, which refers to the fact that this mongoose relies on its sense of smell to locate prey. They tend to forage alone, and this led many people to believe that they were solitary mongooses. They are commonly seen in groups of 3-7 individuals. Each family consists of a male, 2-3 females, and their recent offspring, along with some offspring from previous litters that had not dispersed. They have established foraging paths, latrines, eating and sleeping sites, and anal-gland marking areas. The male tends to be more or less solitary, but the females have strong social bonds with each other and their young. The females take turns babysitting the juveniles as the other females went foraging. The male does babysit but rarely interacts with the young. The male is more tolerant of his female offspring than the males, and it is often the males that disperse first, and the females who disperse later, if at all.

The Egyptian mongoose produces only one litter a year, but is able to produce another if they loose the first litter. The young are weaned at 4-8 weeks old, and forage with their mother until they are 4 months old. Male offspring will disperse as early as 4-6 months, sometimes staying up to a year, while the female offspring will stay longer, even permanently.




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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 11:07 PM       
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