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Jeanette X Fucking Mormons. Sep 13th, 2003, 04:32 PM

Big McLargehuge You should have knocked them... Sep 13th, 2003, 04:40 PM

Spectre X you should have started... Sep 13th, 2003, 04:43 PM

Skulhedface Next time that happens, say... Sep 13th, 2003, 05:06 PM

Helm I don't remember exactly... Sep 13th, 2003, 07:46 PM

AChimp If you want to make them go... Sep 13th, 2003, 08:40 PM

Immortal Goat Take pictures to prove it and... Sep 13th, 2003, 09:31 PM

Blue My grandfather was a part of... Sep 13th, 2003, 10:01 PM

Big McLargehuge My home town is 60% Mormon. ... Sep 14th, 2003, 01:29 AM

soundtest My friend's mom was a devout,... Sep 14th, 2003, 11:19 AM

Helm You're an atheist, right? (I... Sep 14th, 2003, 11:30 AM

soundtest Let me tell you about another... Sep 14th, 2003, 12:10 PM

kahljorn One time I was sleeping at a... Sep 14th, 2003, 12:42 PM

AChimp There's a guy who hangs out... Sep 14th, 2003, 02:12 PM

Perndog Just remember that jackass... Sep 14th, 2003, 02:18 PM

Spectre X "Keep God out of California!"... Sep 14th, 2003, 03:13 PM

VinceZeb I do hope those of you who... Sep 15th, 2003, 07:50 AM

Spectre X I do hope that you are... Sep 15th, 2003, 09:17 AM

AChimp :lol Sep 15th, 2003, 09:18 AM

Dole "I do hope those of you who... Sep 15th, 2003, 09:52 AM

Dole In fact, I'm even less scared... Sep 15th, 2003, 10:04 AM

VinceZeb And if you are wrong; if... Sep 15th, 2003, 10:08 AM

mburbank I'm pretty sure God doesn't... Sep 15th, 2003, 10:20 AM

The_Rorschach "I'm pretty sure God doesn't... Sep 15th, 2003, 11:01 AM

Zhukov It should say "And when you... Sep 15th, 2003, 11:39 AM

Jeanette X Apparently Vince thinks... Sep 15th, 2003, 11:56 AM

VinceZeb No, condescending little... Sep 15th, 2003, 11:59 AM

mburbank That sounds to me like the... Sep 15th, 2003, 12:15 PM

Spectre X Vince, if we would meet God... Sep 15th, 2003, 12:18 PM

VinceZeb It doesnt sound like you are... Sep 15th, 2003, 12:34 PM

Spectre X see? This is why people call... Sep 15th, 2003, 12:43 PM

VinceZeb Where is your proof that... Sep 15th, 2003, 12:47 PM

Spectre X Vince, if you would switch... Sep 15th, 2003, 12:53 PM

pjalne What the fuck are you talking... Sep 15th, 2003, 12:53 PM

VinceZeb Cavemen weren't worrying... Sep 15th, 2003, 01:03 PM

mburbank Where is your proof that... Sep 15th, 2003, 01:07 PM

pjalne Vince, reading your posts can... Sep 15th, 2003, 01:12 PM

mburbank Vinth sounds pretty... Sep 15th, 2003, 01:17 PM

Spectre X Vince, you, being as... Sep 15th, 2003, 01:21 PM

pjalne I was going to point that... Sep 15th, 2003, 01:25 PM

Spectre X THANK YOU! :) Sep 15th, 2003, 01:27 PM

Jeanette X Little witch? I like that. ... Sep 15th, 2003, 01:45 PM

Perndog From what I've heard heathens... Sep 15th, 2003, 01:59 PM

Pub Lover http://www.geocities.com/brain... Sep 15th, 2003, 02:18 PM

AChimp Hey, does anyone remember... Sep 15th, 2003, 03:44 PM

mburbank WHAT THAT GOT DO WIF... Sep 15th, 2003, 04:15 PM

Big McLargehuge Can we go back to making fun... Sep 15th, 2003, 05:25 PM

Immortal Goat Vinth, if God is truly the... Sep 15th, 2003, 05:32 PM

Immortal Goat http://www.vegetus.org/vegtoon... Sep 15th, 2003, 05:49 PM

Vibecrewangel God Sep 15th, 2003, 05:55 PM

kahljorn Whoever said Buddhism doesnt... Sep 15th, 2003, 08:01 PM

Jeanette X What?! By Zeus, Indra, and... Sep 15th, 2003, 08:09 PM

Perndog Ok, everyone get out of flame... Sep 15th, 2003, 09:37 PM

Immortal Goat Perndog, i respect your... Sep 15th, 2003, 09:53 PM

Vibecrewangel Buddha Sep 15th, 2003, 10:11 PM

VinceZeb Goat, you have about as much... Sep 15th, 2003, 10:29 PM

Immortal Goat Those rules about not... Sep 15th, 2003, 10:32 PM

Jeanette X Well shit, same goes for all... Sep 15th, 2003, 10:35 PM

Perndog Goat: every religion or... Sep 15th, 2003, 10:38 PM

Jeanette X That is like saying that... Sep 15th, 2003, 10:41 PM

Perndog If they were good Christians,... Sep 15th, 2003, 10:43 PM

Jeanette X So you hate your father and... Sep 15th, 2003, 10:45 PM

Perndog *ahem*...I don't read the... Sep 15th, 2003, 10:47 PM

Vibecrewangel LOL Sep 15th, 2003, 11:01 PM

Vibecrewangel History Sep 15th, 2003, 11:33 PM

Perndog Many thanks; I just started... Sep 15th, 2003, 11:34 PM

AChimp *ahem!* Leviticus 13:45... Sep 15th, 2003, 11:35 PM

Supafly345 I am kind of a christian... Sep 15th, 2003, 11:37 PM

Perndog Pay attention, Chimp. >: Sep 15th, 2003, 11:41 PM

AChimp Oh, you read one of the... Sep 15th, 2003, 11:54 PM

Vibecrewangel History Sep 16th, 2003, 12:10 AM

Perndog I'm a little too tired to... Sep 16th, 2003, 12:10 AM

kahljorn "Letting go" is about not... Sep 16th, 2003, 03:23 AM

VinceZeb My comments on Buddhism are... Sep 16th, 2003, 09:34 AM

mburbank Why are you so hung up on... Sep 16th, 2003, 09:50 AM

Perndog He means that if any of these... Sep 16th, 2003, 10:38 AM

kellychaos I think that "being the best... Sep 16th, 2003, 10:50 AM

mburbank It is no surprise that a... Sep 16th, 2003, 10:59 AM

VinceZeb Kelly, reject God all you... Sep 16th, 2003, 11:21 AM

kellychaos From under the bridge, he... Sep 16th, 2003, 11:26 AM

mburbank Vinth, ignore God's teachings... Sep 16th, 2003, 11:28 AM

Vibecrewangel Pern Sep 16th, 2003, 11:34 AM

Vibecrewangel Buddha Sep 16th, 2003, 11:36 AM

VinceZeb I call it a philosophy but I... Sep 16th, 2003, 11:50 AM

Vibecrewangel WOW Sep 16th, 2003, 11:54 AM

Perndog Re: Pern Sep 16th, 2003, 11:59 AM

mburbank Hey, Vinthy, what else do... Sep 16th, 2003, 12:02 PM

Vibecrewangel . Sep 16th, 2003, 12:21 PM

Jeanette X Its pretty clear in all... Sep 16th, 2003, 12:24 PM

mburbank You're confused. See the... Sep 16th, 2003, 12:28 PM

Vibecrewangel wow Sep 16th, 2003, 12:29 PM

Vibecrewangel Wow Sep 16th, 2003, 12:38 PM

mburbank You know he claims to have... Sep 16th, 2003, 01:54 PM

Zhukov Just like Stalin Sep 16th, 2003, 01:57 PM

mburbank William Shatner was a... Sep 16th, 2003, 02:09 PM

Vibecrewangel Ugh Sep 16th, 2003, 02:24 PM

Jeanette X So Pern, what Bible do you... Sep 16th, 2003, 07:00 PM

Supafly345 Please dude. Just stop... Sep 16th, 2003, 07:41 PM

Perndog http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzo... Sep 16th, 2003, 10:32 PM

Jeanette X Oh well that's different.... Sep 16th, 2003, 11:17 PM

Skulhedface Ironically, LaVey makes a... Sep 16th, 2003, 11:22 PM

Supafly345 Isn't that the dude off the... Sep 16th, 2003, 11:27 PM

CaptainBubba Mormons showed up at our door... Sep 17th, 2003, 05:07 PM

O71394658 When they come over our... Sep 17th, 2003, 05:25 PM

CaptainBubba Then you sir, are missing out... Sep 17th, 2003, 05:33 PM

Supafly345 Answer the door completely... Sep 17th, 2003, 05:43 PM

AChimp I found that you can get the... Sep 17th, 2003, 10:50 PM

Vibecrewangel JW's Sep 18th, 2003, 01:25 AM

Perndog A part of me wishes I had the... Sep 18th, 2003, 01:39 AM

VinceZeb Mormons are just out there... Sep 18th, 2003, 09:05 AM

mburbank You out argued them? As... Sep 18th, 2003, 10:44 AM

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Sep 17th, 2003, 05:43 PM

Answer the door completely naked. Scratch your genitals as much as possible and insist that they come inside to talk some more. Now, if they actually are stubborn (or stupid) enough to follow you inside: walk bow legged so they can see exaxtly the kind of (wo)man you are (and it makes them look at your dangling balls too if you are a guy. x2 Score Multiplier!.)
Get mad at something stupid like your reflection in a mirror not obeying you and ask them to help you beat the crap out of whatever it was that pissed you off. (remember never to stop scratching your privates gratuitously through all this.)

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