Photoshop Phunjinks! #2: I-Mockery Edition

[James]

People just, HATE photoshopping. The baseball one was somewhat well received, but not enough. Besides, I got all depressed by not being able to do my idea:

I was looking for a picture of a pitcher throwing the ball to the batter, but the view being from either behind the batter, or from the side. I was going to photoshop them into ninjas, replace the ball with a star, and the bat with a sword. It would have ruled, but I couldn't find a source image. So I got depressed, as usual. I HATE when I can't find an image.

And I'll be honest and say I don't even get this subject.