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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 11:17 PM        Catwoman's new outift.


If that doesn't work: http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003450546,00.jpg

How fucking lame.

In case you don't know, there's a Catwoman movie being made, with Halle Berry playing her.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 11:37 PM       
i hate Halle Berry.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 11:40 PM       
We can hope that maybe it's just concept art, extremely fucking terrible concept art, the movie is gonna suck no matter what, but here is another pic that I hope is the real constume. With WB though it's probably gonna be that pathetic bullshit up top.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 11:57 PM       
It looks like something out of a bad S&M movie.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 12:12 AM       
Are you shitting me? Now it's Berry playing Catwoman? In that outfit?

1) That outfit is horribly stupid.

2) I fucking despise Halle Berry.

3) She can't possibly compete with Michelle Pfeiffer.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 01:19 AM       
I think they've changed a lot about the actual Catwoman character too.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 03:57 AM       
that's gross

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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 04:29 AM       
They look like Mickey Mouse ears. Horrible.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 04:32 AM       
She is ugly and a crap actress and that suit is crap. That movie will most likely be shit.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 09:59 AM       
They're not doing the Catwoman from the Burton movie. This one is called Patience Price or something, and she's magically transformed into Catwoman. I'm going to hate it.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 11:30 AM       
I trust they'll get Halle to put out again to try and save this movie from death.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 11:33 AM       
Both Halle and badguy Sharon Stone have slapped their tits around on the celluloid too often for that to pull the crowds, I think.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 09:20 PM       
I like Pfeiffer's rendition of her.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 12:28 PM       
Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman was sexxxxy.
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 11:59 PM       
Man, not even a 13 year old, hormone-pumped perverted boy would think that costume is sexy enough to jack off to.
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 12:58 AM       
It looks like someting you'd catch your in-the-closet gay dad putting on to go sneak out with his "friend."
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 10:47 AM        .
My new goals in life are to kill Joel Shumacher and kill Halle Berry.
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Old Oct 6th, 2003, 06:12 AM       
Wow. Its that kind of thing where you ask everyone on earth if they like it, but no one does, yet its in a movie.
I never thought I'd say this one day but...

I hate you catwoman >:'(
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 02:58 PM       
This movie is going to be horrible. Bad actors in it, bad costume design, bad characters. They should have just cast Ashley Judd or Naomi Watts as Catwoman cause Halle Berry is not a good actor in this type of material. Anyone see Die Another Day? She was horrible.
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 05:08 PM       
The costume kinda reminds me of an old show called Black Scorpion or something. It also had a woman dressed up in a revealing S&M costume and fighting crime and looked incredibly tacky. I never saw more than a minute or two of it.
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 05:17 PM       
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It looks like someting you'd catch your in-the-closet gay dad putting on to go sneak out with his "friend."
So .

I am not going to see this movie. Not even to make fun of it.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 04:27 PM       
Yeah, let Ebert make fun of it with a thumbs-up rating because now he can see his inadequate dick from the bottom flesh roll.

Patience Price? How about Stupid McDumbLame? How about 'as attractive as slamming your hard-on in a door?' How about 'going the way of Basinger after she got her Oscar then her ass handed to her?'
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 09:44 PM       
http://pw1.netcom.com/~mwomack/costume.html Go here to see the original costumes from the comics.

This costume is hideous, but not as hideous as some of the other costumes Catwoman wore.
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Old Oct 12th, 2003, 12:34 AM       
Did anyone watch the Adam West Batman show? (NO)

Well the Catwomen in that show was black. Maybe there making a homage to that Catwoman?

but its still gonna suck.

Recently I was talking with a friend. He said the only reason he bought Swordfish was because it had Halle's Boobs in it. I slaped him and told him to get Monsters Ball.
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