It's not just any cob of corn, you bumblefuck. Look at all those medals. Obviously, the corn is a decorated officer in the gigantic anthropomorphic corn army.
D'uh.
__________________ Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
- Outerspacekid