Miss Modular's Official JackoWatch(TM) Thread

[GnrySgtHartman]

Ok, I regret that I read half of page 3, I could NOT read past page 4 because it was fucked up to the point that my eyes bled.

[Vomit]

I think they should leave MJ alone.

[GarishBitch]

i watched the dateline special the other night and it was only an extension to the already disturbing special on michael jackson produced by grenada television. first, we didn't need a plastic surgeon to elaborate on how michael's "two nose jobs" were more like 50+ surgeries. look at his face, look at the nose, he's a freak of nature. however, the makeup artist did shed some light on the vitaligo controversy...i guess if he really does have it extensively all over his body, it is easier to fill in the dark spots white then fill in the light spots dark...he's just plain strange. people like watching a train wreck (hence the popularity of the anna nicole show). michael is the ultimate train wreck. what's sick is that he has no idea that what he does to himself and what he does with people 1/3 his age is wrong. a 43 year-old man sleeping in bed with 10 and 12 year-old boys is a little offbeat.

did anyone happen to notice that his nose had tape on it during the christmas celebration that was caught on video at his home? do you really think he has a hole at the tip of his nose from excessive plastic surgery?

[Vomit]

Are we really that bored, as a society, that we have to become obsessed with an eccentric wealthy pop star? He's not really that interesting. He's just rich.

He makes money doing nothing, he can't go out without being attacked by cameras, and everywhere he goes he makes a controversy. No wonder he built a freaking amusement park to live in! He doesn't have to interact with regular people, like you or I, so he just buys a bunch of stuff.

He's not a bad guy either. I think he cares alot about the children of the world and wants to help them, but everyone uses it against him. :/

And another thing, I couldn't care less about how much plastic surgery he's had. It's his face, and it's really not that interesting. Where's all the specials about all of the plastic surgery that Joan Rivers had? Huh?

I mean, really. I've heard more about Michael Jackson on TV than I have about the possible war that will took place.

[mburbank]

Jacko died from a plastic surgery misshap a year ago. The current 'Jacko" is actually a CIA operative positioned by the Bush administration to keep people from thinking too much.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Vomit

And another thing, I couldn't care less about how much plastic surgery he's had. It's his face, and it's really not that interesting. Where's all the specials about all of the plastic surgery that Joan Rivers had? Huh?

But that's just it; how can it still be considered his face with all the work that's been done to it? It's like saying that a painting belongs to the person who made the canvas.

Anyway, all the stuff he does combines to paint a very bizarre picture of him. I do agree that he is getting way too much press. Well, more than anyone who dangles their child over a balcony should.

[mburbank]

I'm so sorry, but I THINK IT CAN'T GET ENOUGH PRESS!

Oh, and Joan Rivers has had so many face lifts if she gets one more she'll have a Van Dyke. Happy?

[killingzoe]

Don't forget There is going to be a 2 hour Special on Fox Thurs the 20th of feb. Michael is going to defend himself against bashir.

[GarishBitch]

he can defend himself all he wants, but i don't think anything we hear or see on fox will change our perception as to how bizarre that man really is. so there's an interview with his ex-wife debbie, but let's face it...she's no normal chick either. this is a woman that relinquished all maternal contact with her own two children to a man that likes it when young boys sleep in his bed. this is a woman that could associate a dollar amount to the value of her own children...strange.

[Vomit]

Well, I watched the FOX special and I think it's safe to say that Martin Bashir went out of his way to make Michael Jackson look bad. I think it's sad actually. MJ has never really done anything to hurt anyone, yet everyone wants to accuse him of all kinds of nonsense and everything else. The sad part is that, while I was watching the Martin Bashir "Living with Michael Jackson" special, I actually felt more sympathetic towards Michael and actually laughed at how one-sided the whole thing was.

[Les Waste]

Except I really think he does molest children. And he does seem like a very bad parent. Granted, there are thousands of other people who are child molesters and terrible parents. But if he wasn't so rich he could afford the Elephant Man's remains, I doubt he would have been able to settle the 1993 lawsuit, and I doubt he would have won the case had it gone to trial. Also, most people would have their children taken away if they dangle them out of a high rise hotel window. But that's just my opinion.

"Thriller" is such a good album too. I think the biggest tragedy in this is that he stopped making good music.

[CaptainBubba]

http://www.drudgereport.com/mjv.htm

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX MON MARCH 03, 2003 16:52:09 ET XXXXX

MAGAZINE ALLEGES MICHAEL JACKSON VOODOO HEXES AGAINST ENEMIES; VANITY FAIR SAYS GEFFEN, SPIELBERG TARGETED

**Exclusive**

Michael Jackson's voodoo curse on the lives of David Geffen and Steven Spielberg is just one of the shocking revelations in a new 10,000-word report from VANITY FAIR special correspondent Maureen Orth, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

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She also reports that Jackson wears a prosthesis that serves as the tip of his nose (without it, says one person, he resembles a mummy with two nostril holes).

Orth is set to unleash on NBC's TODAY SHOW Tuesday morning.

She will claim -- in a report which streets March 12 -- that Michael Jackson paid $150,000 to an African voodoo chief who promised him that David Geffen and Steven Spielberg and the 23 other people on Jackson's enemies list, some of whom had worked with him for years, would soon die.

The voodoo man, who had 42 cows ritually sacrificed for the ceremony, later assured one close observer of the scene that Geffen, who headed the list, would die within the week.

According to Orth, Jackson had already undergone a ritual cleansing blood bath with sheep's blood, for which he paid six figures to another voodoo doctor.

Orth reveals that Jackson wears a prosthesis that serves as the tip of his nose, owing to a lack of cartilage due to excessive plastic surgery. One person who has seen him without the device says he resembles a mummy with two nostril holes.

Orth reports that the reason Jordie Chandler's sex claim case never went to trial was in part because his family said they were intimidated, harassed, and threatened, not solely because they were paid reportedly in excess of $25 million.

At the time, Jackson had private detective Anthony Pellicano working for him. Pellicano was intimately involved in trying to negotiate with Jordie Chandler's father- whom he accused of extortion -- and in discrediting the accusers.

Orth tracked down reporter Victor Gutierrez in Chile, author of Michael Jackson Was My Lover: The Secret Diary of Jordie Chandler, who claims that Pellicano told him, "Consider yourself dead!"

Gutierrez says that after he was beat up on the street by three men, Pellicano stopped in his car and laughed. Pellicano was arrested by F.B.I. agents last November after they found explosives in his safe "strong enough to bring down an airplane." His lawyers declined to comment to Vanity Fair.

Orth reports that expenses for Neverland alone were $4 million for last year, and in April 2001 the amusement-park equipment was reportedly almost repossessed.


Yay, more Jacko fun!

[OxfordSparky]

I just read that court document. I forget who posted the link to it; regardless, I'd really appreciate it if you would allow yourself to die by asphyxiation via Strom Thurmond's thighs.

[pissed off salesman]

micjeal jackson could play skeletor in masters of the universe the movie 2

[FS]

I think it's funny people are so shocked by this document.

Maybe it's just imagining Jacko in the mix that makes it too scary

[Miss Modular]

Here's a more detailed piece of news on the "voodoo" curse.
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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Embattled pop star Michael Jackson (news) wears a prosthetic nose and once paid $150,000 for a "voodoo curse" to kill director Steven Spielberg (news) despite being deep in debt, Vanity Fair magazine reported on Monday.

Vanity Fair, in an article for its March 11 edition, also reports that Jackson bleaches his skin white because he does not like being black. The 44-year-old singer sometimes refers to black people as "spabooks," the magazine said


Jackson's manager did not immediately return phone calls and a faxed request for comment on the article. Jackson's London publicist could not be reached for comment.


The onetime King of Pop has been dogged by controversy for months, first over his odd appearance in a California courtroom last November. That same month, Jackson stunned fans in Berlin by briefly dangling his young son from a hotel balcony.


And in February a British television documentary that aired to blockbuster ratings both in England and the United States caused a stir when Jackson told his interviewer that he slept in the same room, and sometimes the same bed, as young boys.


Vanity Fair reported in the article that in 2000 Jackson attended a voodoo ritual in Switzerland where a witch doctor promised that Spielberg, music mogul David Geffen and 23 other people on the entertainer's list of enemies would die.


Jackson, who underwent a "blood bath" as part of the ritual, then ordered his former business adviser Myung-Ho Lee to wire $150,000 to a bank in Mali for a voodoo chief named Baba, who sacrificed 42 cows for the ceremony, the magazine reported.


Vanity Fair reported that Jackson wears a page-boy wig and a prosthesis that serves as the tip of his nose. The magazine interviewed a source close to Jackson who said that, without the device Jackson resembles a mummy with two nostril holes.


According to the magazine, Jackson's extravagant lifestyle and declining record sales have left him $240 million in debt.


The article, which relies in part on court filings in a $12 million lawsuit against Jackson by Lee, said that since the mid-1990s the reclusive entertainer has relied on a series of multimillion-dollar loans to cover his expenses.


In addition to the lawsuit by Lee, Jackson is also enmeshed in a $21 million court battle with German concert promoter Marcel Avram over canceled Millennium concerts and has been sued by Sotheby's auction house for $1.6 million.


The magazine reported that Jackson must pay off the principal on a $200 million loan within a few years, which will be nearly impossible unless he sells his most valuable asset, the Beatles song catalog. He owns only half of the catalog while Sony Corp (news - web sites). owns the other half in an arrangement that might make selling his share difficult, Vanity Fair reported.


Jackson has also run up nearly $4 million per year in expenses from his Neverland Valley ranch in central California, where in April 2001 his amusement park equipment was nearly repossessed for late payments, the magazine said.

[FS]

In other news, Michael Jackson has pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda and lends the services of his revolutionary new "Weather Machine" to their cause.

[Anonymous]

The same weather machine which had first been saved by secret agent Flint, and then nearly 3 decades later by Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman, as they thwarted the elusive Sean Connery's attempts at international extortion.

[Anonymous]

Why doesn't he just charge admission to his theme park to recoup some losses? :/

[Miss Modular]

You know, Chojin, that might not be a bad idea.

[Anonymous]

I'd go. :[

[mburbank]

I think Neverland should merge with Dollywood.

[Anonymous]

Is Dollywood still operational?

[Miss Modular]

JACKO GOES BACK TO BLACK

http://www.thisislondon.com/news/sho...e=Daily%20Mail

This is LONDON
19/05/03 - Showbiz news section

Wacko Jacko's kinky afro
By Tara Conlan, Daily Mail

He is legendary for his efforts to transform the looks that helped him find fame.

So it was something of a surprise to see Michael Jackson turning the clock back by more than 30 years at a 1970s themed party.

Guests gasped as the 44-yearold singer arrived at a Miami restaurant wearing a giant Afro wig, rhinestone-studded jacket and leather trousers.

The hairstyle was almost identical to the one he wore as the young lead singer of the charttopping Jackson Five in the early 1970s, performing hit songs such as I Want You Back, ABC and I'll Be There.

As his solo career progressed, Jackson underwent plastic surgery and had his skin tone lightened, removing all trace of the cute teenager who once sang alongside his brothers.

At the party - to celebrate the 70th birthday of family friend Al Malnik - the father of three seemed happy to go back to his roots.

He stayed at the party at The Forge restaurant - restored by Malnik in the late 1960s to become Miami's most glamorous showbusiness haunt - for about two hours on Saturday night.

One guest said: 'It was like he was back in the 70s. Michael didn't dance, unfortunately, but he was jigging around in his seat.'

Jackson, who claims he was 'betrayed' by interviewer Martin Bashir in an ITV documentary earlier this year, has released home videos in an attempt to counter the negative publicity he attracted. These are to be shown here soon on Sky.

[Rongi]