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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 02:55 AM        MMmmMm, taste that iron.
I ripped skin off my lower lip and am bleeding.
No sense in wasting perfectly good blood, so I'm drink it.
Believe you me, I have WAY to much iron in my blood right now.
I can taste the metallic flavoring.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 03:23 AM       
Blood always has a metallic taste. I remember when I was little I cut my finger on some glass and it was just like sucking on liquid metal.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 07:08 AM       
Well, it is a well kept secret by the government that our blood is actually mercury, and that it isn't even lethal. It is apart of their plan to hide the 10million possible uses that the metal has from the public to use for their own personal gain.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 07:22 AM       
the goverment is storing silver supplies in peoples teeth and calling them 'fillings'
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 09:29 AM       
and our fingernails ar enothing more than the little plastic tips on the end of our shoelaces, damn them nike bastards
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 10:03 AM       
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 11:49 AM       
Flintstone vitamins taste a lot like blood.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 12:12 PM       
I wonder if Jaws (james bond) had ever bitten his tongue off? And does he get the taste of his metal chompers combined with blood?
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 06:14 PM       
chewing on foil cures cancer.
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