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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 11:16 PM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 11:46 PM       
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 01:08 AM       
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I already did a thread about wild cats! JEEZ!
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 09:01 PM       
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Dwarf Mongoose (Helogale parvula)

Baby dwarf mongooses.

Dwarf mongoose in a mug.

The dwarf mongoose lives in Ethiopia, Angola, and South Africa, and is the smallest African carivore. They have a complicated social group in which an older female is the dominant, and her mate is the second dominant. All females are dominant over males. The dominant female and her mate are the only breeders in the group, nevertheless, other females will nurse her babies and care for them. They often use termite mounds as dens, lookout posts, and sources of food. They primarily eat insects, but they have been known to kill and eat snakes in a group effort. They break open bird eggs to eat by holding the egg between their paws and throwing them between their back feet onto a rock. They hunt in semi-nomadic packs and vocalize with whistles and twittering noises, and will growl when angered. They are watchful for predators, and have a complex system of vigilance in which they make different vocalizations for different predators to warn the pack and they relieve each other of guard duty in a regular sequence.

Dwarf mongooses have an interesting symbiotic relationship with a couple species of hornbills in eastern Kenya. In this relationship, hornbills give out warning calls when a predatory bird is in close proximity (even if it is a predator to just the mongooses). Since hornbills eat the same food as mongooses, they benefit from the relationship because the mongoose does all the foraging. Hornbills rarely compete for food with the mongooses and will usually submit to them anyhow. The hornbills and dwarf mongooses wait for each other to begin foraging; if no mongooses are present, the hornbill will call down the den to wake them up. If no hornbills are present, the mongoose will display stress and decreased efficiency of foraging (Postanowicz). (http://www.bio.davidson.edu/people/v...03/rizi/SC.htm)
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 09:25 PM       
HERPESTIDS? THEY LOOK LIKE MY PENIS ON DRUGS
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 09:37 PM       
One thought my penis was a snake.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 11:59 PM       
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HERPESTIDS? THEY LOOK LIKE MY PENIS ON DRUGS
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 12:03 AM       
You forgot about Pumbaa.
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 12:56 AM       
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You forgot about Pumbaa.
I haven't even gotten to the meerkats yet and already I'm getting Lion King jokes?
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 01:13 AM       
Pumbaa was the wart hog.
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 01:16 AM       
I know! I'm just saying that...fuck it, nevermind.
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 08:26 PM       
I have no mongoose for you in this post, I'm just adding this so I don't lose the thread again. :/
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 08:33 PM       

Manatee (Trichechus manatus)
Large, seal-like body that tapers to a powerful flat tail. Two agile forelimbs with three to four toenails on each, which act like arms to help the manatee maneuver in shallow water, grasp and move food toward their mouths, and act like flippers during swimming. Thick and wrinkled skin with a rough texture - a bit jiggly under the neck and arms. Their skin reacts to touch, as their bodies are very muscular - contracting and changing shape slightly when scratched or tickled. Powerful upper lips which articulate to help maneuver food or dig through sediment.

Gentle and slow-moving. Most of the time is spent eating vegetation (100-150 lbs. per day), resting, and traveling. On average manatees can travel about 40 to 50 miles a day, sometimes farther. Chessie, the famed manatee rescued from the cold waters of the Chesapeake Bay and returned to Florida, was tagged with a locating device which showed he traveled as far as Rhode Island during hot summer months.



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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 09:13 PM       
Fuck you. People enjoy my animal threads.
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 09:33 PM       
To quote Austin Powers, "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?"
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 12:26 AM       
Read the first page of this thread. And go to the mustelids thread and see what people said about it.
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