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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 02:02 AM        You asked, now you get it: Pictures of the Stoppa


This is me when I was an ace fighter pilot for the U.S. Navy.



This is me when I was tending bar for awhile. Man...those were the days.



I was a race car driver for awhile. I was really good. Won quite a few championchips before I decided to bow out and let someone else have a chance. Hey, I'm a thoughtful guy.



Then there was the time I went into business for myself as a sports agent. It was iffy at first, but me and my star black football player from Phoenix, we made it through. I really miss that guy. I really showed him the money, in the end though.



Ahh! While I was in the Navy, I was also a lawyer, or JAG (Judge Advocate General). This is a picture of me when I was trying a Marine for having ordered the death of a young Marine private. You'll be happy to know that I won the case, and the guy is currently being ass-fucked by men named Bubba, Leroy, and Sue Ann, respectively, in Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas.



Just a random picture of me looking oh so delicious on a vacation. Sometimes I turn my own self on.



Some chicks just won't take no for an answer when you say, "No, I'd rather not have a close-up done of my modelesque face right now. Yes, you may fondle my dick for a second. Ok, times up. Yes, time is up. Let everyone else have a turn."



Yeah, I'm cooler than you. Learn to deal, motherfuckers, learn to deal.



And as promised, a picture of my dick.

Enjoy.

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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 02:39 AM       
Hey... that kinda looks like... Tom Selleck.
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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 02:56 AM       
I liked you better when your name was Cunt McMurphy

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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 06:19 AM       
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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 12:36 PM       
HEY STOPPA, YOUR DICK KINDA LOOKS LIKE MY AVATAR. PRETTY WEIRD HUH?

And fuck you guys for not sticking to the plan.
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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 01:07 PM       
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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 03:10 PM       
Oh, I'll tell 'em... WITH MY FIST IN THEIR FACES!!!
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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 03:15 PM       
HEY GUYS, I THINK STOPPA IS TOM CRUISE.
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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 05:33 PM       
I want Ben Affleck to put his balls on my nose then i sniff really hard.
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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 07:32 PM       
FAGS ARE LIKE BULLETS EXCEPT I DON'T KILL BULLETS
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 01:46 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 02:22 PM       
IT WAS A REFERENCE TO WILLIE'S POST.

A CUNT MCMURPHY ADVENTURE: FAGS ARE LIKE BULLETS EXCEPT I DON'T KILL BULLETS

NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU POST SOMETHING AS ULTRA-ROFL AS "BULLETS IN THE BUTT".

EDIT: The link works now. But in case you missed this edit, it's there again if you scroll down enough.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 04:20 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 08:11 PM       
YOU POSTED THAT AT 4:20 :smokin
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 01:19 PM       
You posted that at 9:11 :smokin (REMEMBERLOL)
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 03:29 PM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 02:48 PM       
This is Stoppa now.
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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 02:59 PM       
Oh, come on! Can't you tell that this IS, in fact, Stoppa's lovely visage?
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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 03:21 PM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 03:26 PM       
I'm not sure how much surer I can be.
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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 06:05 PM       
Doesn't matter how sure you are, it matters how sure everyone else is.
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Old Jan 4th, 2004, 02:33 AM       
milhouse your link is rwong

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Old Jan 4th, 2004, 02:39 AM       
Thank you Willie for being cool and not being a jerk and telling me. Unlike all those other jerks.
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