It only LOOKS like bribery

[The One and Only...]

I don't come from any one economic background.

I started off in a fairly well off middle-class family. That was fine, but then my parents had to buy a better house. Now, we weren't that well off at the time. So what happens? We lose the house, of course.

At that point I moved into a tiny duplex, and the water barely had enough pressure for the shower. I would have been better off using the kitchen sink. Pigeons roosted on the house all the time, so we were surrounded by shit; needless to say, it wasn't the healthiest place in town. Anyway, once we got our income back up, we moved into a moderate home.

That house was fine. So, of course, my parents had to buy a big ass house, way bigger than the other one we lost, and that is where I live now. I'm betting that something will be fucked up again before too long, but I'm hoping that if it happens, it comes about after I go to college.

And that is my economic history, because I don't want to disclose incomes.