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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 07:06 PM        ultimate mortal kombat
me and my friend dana were just looking around newgrounds.com the other day, and we found someone's movie about ultimate mortal kombat outtakes. there were some funny ones, but the best part was that they used all real mortal kombat graphics and sound clips. one was a babality/friendship/sexality. they had the audio for babality, friendship, and then outta nowhere sexality. it had the guys voice actually saying it to, and the writing it was in looked pretty real. so me and dana ventured on a quest to find out if there were such things as sexalities. we found one site, with "mortal kombat rumors." one said that there were rumors of sexalities, rapealities, and nudalities.

does anybody know of these?

here's the movie, see for yourself:
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=143965, choose kabal.
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 07:12 PM       
chewbacca??!?
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 07:18 PM       
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knife side down: its bigtimecow
SchimidWasTaken: hey
knife side down: you know anything of the mk rumors?
SchimidWasTaken: yeah. they're real
SchimidWasTaken: they got censored and stuff though. i think al sharpton made Midway take those ones off the shelf because they were promoting rape and stuff like that.
SchimidWasTaken: there's actually a mortal kombat with Chewbaccca in it.
knife side down: are you serious
knife side down: or are you shittin me
SchimidWasTaken: no, i'm dead serious dude.
knife side down: how the hell do you know of this?
SchimidWasTaken: because i had to do a project about it in school.
knife side down: thats nutty
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 07:20 PM       
never said i wanted to
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 08:12 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 09:23 PM       
in ultimate MK outtakes, I like Sektor's. He grows a penis and rapes Kitana (at least I think it's Kitana ) and he rapes her until his wang goes through her. By the way, what site is that with "mortal kombat rumors" anyway?
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 09:51 PM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 12:56 AM       
I HEARD THIS ONE RUMOR THAT ALL THE CHARACTERS IN MK ARE THE SAME ONLY DIFFERENT COLORS?

IS THIS TRUE?
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 01:53 AM       
Cyrax's is absolutely the best. I laughed for nearly ten minutes.
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 02:12 AM       
Cyrax's was funny if you like old webjokes that got old about a year ago. No i think that Kung Lao's was the best, that one was great.

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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 02:43 PM       
Kung Lao's was funny if you like old commercials that got old about 4 years ago.
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 02:48 PM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 06:25 PM       
I hate that MK Newgrounds video. Me and its author had a tiff after I told him his work sucked.
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 07:54 PM       
who? you and vazz?

i liked them alot. the cyrax ending is funny, but my favorite one is the shao kahn one.
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 08:05 PM       
Shao Kahn isn't in it. Do you mean Shang Tsung?
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 08:14 PM       
i was waiting for someone to say that! ahem..

"to get shao kahns ending, hold the "A" key until the dragons on the side dissapear. then, click the center dragon. this also works by hold the Z and A keys together, youll get another [stupid] ending"
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 08:29 PM       
Excuse me, but where are the "two dragons on the side"?
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 08:39 PM       
the ones that say "tell a friend" etc.
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 08:46 PM       
Yeah. I can see why it's your favorite! LOL!
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 08:48 PM       
That movie was horrible.
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Old Jan 16th, 2004, 05:10 PM       
don't really remember the site that had it, but i can look.
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Old Jan 16th, 2004, 08:13 PM       
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