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Old Jan 22nd, 2004, 07:55 PM       
You're a major major dork, you know that?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2004, 08:20 PM       
Well Said, Rongi...well said.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 12:10 AM       
Wow. Just...wow.

Dating isn't just legalized prostitution. It's a filter to keep people like him out of the breeding pool.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 01:35 AM       
"Dating is just a more expensive and time-consuming version of prostitution which has remained legal."

-the words of someone who has never (and quite possibly will never have) been on on a date.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 10:26 AM       
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Dating is just a more expensive and time-consuming version of prostitution which has remained legal.

I'm still wondering why the government doesn't pick our partners...
Still bitter that she went for the football player, eh?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 11:21 AM        I was in cockpit (heh heh, cock) and saw this!
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Dating is just a more expensive and time-consuming version of prostitution which has remained legal.

I'm still wondering why the government doesn't pick our partners...
Yes, you truly ARE "The ONE and ONLY". Your values are high and you are my newest idol!

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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 11:38 AM       
Wow! That post was great!
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 12:48 PM       
That pizza looks moldy :/
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 10:07 PM       
How well do you know this girl? If you aren't that good of friends than just try talking to her. Get to know what she likes to do..and schedule that...for example my girlfriend bowls alot so I asked her if she wanted to go bowling. So that is where eventually we talked to eachother, and I eventually asked her out. Dont act too interested....dont act obsessed...poetry is a nice thing to give to her...
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 10:13 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 10:16 PM       
OMFG DID YOU JUST SAY PENIS?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 11:25 PM       
DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME? OH WAIT NO THEY SAID PENIS!!!@@221W`11111 LOLOLOLOLOL

OH WAIT SOMEONE DID SAY MY NAME! I BELIEVE HE INSULTED ME! HE CALLED ME SUCK 'N' FUCK! THAT, SIR, IS AN INSULT! AN INSULTING INSULT THAT INSULTS ME! INSULTS!!!!
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 11:40 PM       
hickman's avatar saying his posts makes me laugh :<
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 12:15 AM       
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 01:40 AM       
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One thing always works: Try that scene in "A Night at the Roxbury". Hold a Boombox over your head, Play some "Haddaway" while having that determined look on your face. She'll be all over you like ugly on a hairless cat.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 05:27 AM       
Run around in red swimming trunks. Hey, it worked with David Hasselhoff.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 07:39 AM       
Im sorry but the thread said She has, mister big T, not It has, no baby dragons here.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 01:06 PM       
among those things listed, she also has a boyfriend. Oh well, I should try to be her friend.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 01:12 PM       
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Im sorry but the thread said She has, mister big T, not It has, no baby dragons here.
That's good, since I'm neither

1) Into beastility (Well, zoomorphs or however you call them)
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 06:13 PM       
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among those things listed, she also has a boyfriend. Oh well, I should try to be her friend.
kill him with a hammer, hide the body in the woods and become her new friend while that son of a bitch is missing. That, or get her piss drunk.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 06:56 PM       
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Im sorry but the thread said She has, mister big T, not It has, no baby dragons here.
That's good, since I'm neither

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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 07:13 PM       
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That pizza looks moldy :/
Shut up. That avatar could beat up your avatar.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 09:01 PM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 09:07 PM       
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That pizza looks moldy :/
Shut up. That avatar could beat up your avatar.
I'm proud of my avatar. And there's no denying that the pizza is moldy. It's green
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 09:30 PM       
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