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Anonymous · #26

kellychaos: Not at all fucktard, I just stole your secret diary and all your sick orgy fantasies were in there.

BigMcLargehuge: Calm the fuck down fucktard, and stop trying to be the star!

Esuohlim & Matt Harty: Oh did I hurt your fuckin' feelings my little fucktards? Fuck off, its survival of the fuckin' fittest and that's me. Pathetic fucktards like you are only fit to be slaves at best and pig food in general. I long for the day when the New World Order comes and I can round all you fucktards into labor camps and fuckin' gas your bitch asses and make lampshades out of your fuckin' skin. At least then you'll serve a fuckin' purpose, fuckin faggots.

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Where we specialize in fucktard cleansing!

Command Prompt · #27

That girl in the pic is fucking hot.

kellychaos · #28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Max

kellychaos: Not at all fucktard, I just stole your secret diary and all your sick orgy fantasies were in there.

Is that the Mad Max equivalent to "I know you are but what am I?" or "I'm rubber, you're glue!"? Fucktard defined right here!

Matt Harty · #29

Quote:

gas your bitch asses and make lampshades out of your fuckin' skin.

A/S/L ?

Rongi · #30

This thread is silly.

Command Prompt · #31

Again, SOOOO hot.

Anonymous · #32

El Mariachi: HEY LOOK AY ME! I CAN'T COME UP WITH A GOOD INSULT SO I HAVE TO RESORT TO USING TIRED OLD PICTURES FROM THE WEB BECAUSE I'M A FUCKIN UNIMAGINATIVE FUCKTARD!

kellychaos: Not at all fucktard, we all know you're fuckin' sodomite, don't be ashamed that I exposed your fantasies in my little play. You had to come out the closet some time.

Jixby: Fucktard

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Rongi · #33

You are just the cutest thing.

FromThe13thFloor · #34

Weird, I wonder what kind of mind could think up such things. Sick fuck.

kellychaos · #35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Max

kellychaos: Not at all fucktard, we all know you're fuckin' sodomite, don't be ashamed that I exposed your fantasies in my little play. You had to come out the closet some time.

BAWAHHH! "I know you are but what am I?" 2.

Stop posting here. I don't go to where YOU post and photoshop the dicks out of your "tasteful photography".

Rongi · #36

I'd much rather have Mad Max post here then you.

Sethomas · #37

Fascinating how someone who can't fathom any utterance more tactile than "fucktard" could so loosely distribute the terms "tired" and "unimaginative" as if they carried an ounce of derision.

Anonymous · #38

kellychaos: No.

FromThe13thFloor: Bitch you don't even know what fuckin' sick is, so just shut your fuckin' cock suckin fucktard ass up. and go back to shoving a baseball bat up your ass and then tasting the choco flavor.

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Where we long for the day when all fucktards are fuckin'

Anonymous · #39

Sethomas: Funny how some fucktards don't get the concept of irony or mocking in general. Seth go back to doing what you're good at

or

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Where we long for the day to put the fucktards against the wall and fuckin'

MEATMAN · #40

There's a little something called a signature. Ever heard of it?

Matt Harty · #41

Good one.

Anonymous · #42

MEATMAN: There's a little something called heterosexuallity. Ever hear of that? No of course your fucktard ass hasn't.

Matt Hardy: Still sucking fucktard dick I see.

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Still the

Big McLargehuge · #43

YOU KNEW THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE STAR WHEN YOU HIRED ME!!!! THIS THING IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME! I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER

The Retro Kat · #44

Quote:

Originally Posted by MEATMAN

There's a little something called a signature. Ever heard of it?

God dammit, why don't you just stop sucking already?

Rez · #45

heeeey, it's a SEX story!
who said you could do that because youre not very good and youre songs man i dont know youre no frank black much less GG Allin

Anonymous · #46

Big McLargehuge: You're fuckin fired fucktard. Retro gets to be the lead fucktard now.

Rez:

And Frank Black and GG Allin sucked fucking dick, fucktard.

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Fuckin' critics...

VolCanon · #47

I always liked these asinine teenage male stories. Write some more so I can steal them, translate them into Hebrew, and sell them in Israeli porn shops under the name Ivan.

kellychaos · #48

Mad Max glided his canoe into the dark and forbidden cave. The cave was overgrown with dense and lush vegetation. Echoing off the walls of this dark corridor were siren-like voices that propelled him to enter ... and then recede from the comfort of it's dominion ... or were the voices in his head ... nay in his very DNA. With every return voyage; however, the mouth of the cave appeared to be getting smaller than before. Nevertheless, Mad Max adhered to their beckoning and proceeded to enter and retreat from the undulating orifice and with each return trip, his pleasure increased ten-fold.