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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 01:31 PM       
Emu-

What women like in a man is confidence, as well as sensitivity. They like a man who can bring home the bacon, and then put it to use, if ya know what I mean!!. :wink

FreakinStrange-

I've heard this one a lot. It's easy. Sleep with her sister. If she doesn't have a sister, then sleep with her brother. If there's no brother, find some other blood relative.

Now the next part is important. When she finds out about it, and asks why you did it, tell her to shut up and sleep with you. She'll be so confused, so distracted, so outraged, that'll she'll have to give in. Once again, confidence is key. This has worked for me at least 2 or 3 times.

Mr. Dole-

Your first name wouldn't happen to be Bob now would it? hehehe, like the guy on viagra commercials.....

Slinky Ferret-

I'm TV and movie star Scott Baio. I'm a pretty nice guy. Hi.
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