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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 09:40 PM       
There is no risk, it would most certainly kill me.
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 10:48 PM       
I blame myself, and I-mockery for provoking you to live another fifty years until your demise.
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 10:54 PM       
i want to die the exact moment i find sexual intercourses boring
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 06:11 AM       
i want to get killed my an evil robot version of myself from the future (also known as D.U.D.E.F.A.T.H.E.R.: Digital Unit Designed for Exploration and Fighting/Android Trained for Harm and Efficient Repair)

or get killled my mint posioning by eating thousands of viscounts
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 10:44 AM       
nevermind everybody else has cool stuff i wanna fall into a giant fan like in childs play 3
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 10:57 AM       
Skydiving accident with anvil tied to strings in backpack instead of parachute.
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 11:28 AM       
SCHOOL SHOOTING
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 11:44 AM       
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nevermind everybody else has cool stuff i wanna fall into a giant fan like in childs play 3
that's better than mine :/
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 12:42 PM       
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It's just too bad that Cosmo's sister gets tired and falls asleep.
she's not on my list, silly primate....I can fix you up with her though...
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 01:29 PM       
I want to die like a man. when I'm about 86, or so, I'm gonna have a postal killing spree at a crowded mall. Take a couple people with me. And when the S.W.A.T Team has me surrounded, I'll simply say "I'm Old!" as they spray be down.

Either that, or if I watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show 10,004 times.
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 01:51 PM       
Id shoot myself in the head at an elementary school at lunch time.
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 02:45 PM       
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not kicking and screaming like his passengers.
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 02:59 PM       
That's an old fucking joke.
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 03:02 PM       
BE CAREFUL WITH THAT JOKE, IT'S AN ANTIQUE.
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 03:37 PM       
Fragile. Do not bend.
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 03:37 PM       
haha i was going to post that to be ironic
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 06:15 PM       
I want to climb on the roof of the neares Mc Donalds and begin to ffire at pedestrians with a high caliber sniper rifle untill eventually seeing my end in a sword fight withdeath on that verys came building.
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 06:37 PM       
Seems that everyone here wants to die in a hail of gunfire or old age, but what happened to the #1 cause of all deaths in America- minority homicide. *walks through town with a billboard saying "I hate n******" *
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 06:39 PM       
I take my post back, I don't want to be in this thread anymore.
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 07:14 PM       
I wanna get shot by a ******.
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