Anyone here ever been to a Hooters?

[Matt Harty]

There was a really pretty brown haired one but my cam ran out of batteries.

[kellychaos]

So! :/

[James]

They have to take pictures with you guys?

[ziggytrix]

No they don't have to do anything but bring you the food you ask for, and even that may be done VERY slowly.

It all depends on what kinda tipper they think you are.

[Rongi]

Hay there's a little kid in there

[ziggytrix]

It's a FAMILY restaraunt! :P

[Mockery]

I saw Hooters brand chicken in the frozen section of my grocery store and I laughed my balls off.

[ziggytrix]

That's not nearly as clever as the DIY Taco Bell kits. :/

[James]

So basically aside from the outfit (which doesn't look as skimpy as I thought), the girls there do what they feel most comfortable with, and aren't really required to act a certain way?

[Helm]

You catch on quick.

[Big McLargehuge]

No it's not true, the waitresses are required to be really nice and even have sex with you after your meal

[punkgrrrlie10]

Yeah even the girls. :/

[Rev. Danno]

What about the Children

[AChimp]

Why do you get yourself in these situations, James? And why do you care?

[James]

Because Barth told me to call you a little faggot.

[Terra]

I worked at Hooters for 8 months. I waited tables and there was nothing more to it than anywhere else. You wear short yellow shorts and whatever tank top they have you wear that day/night and you ALWAYS wear a bra. Your ass is fired if you don't. You also wear stockings that cover your ass (this is in the Midwest - might be different in other parts of the US) Your not supposed to sleaze it up or any of that crap. Your not supposed to flirt but you are to get the food and drinks out to the customer *fast.* It IS a family restaurant that has a bar and the chicken wings are okay.

You don't touch the customer and they don't touch you. Behind the scenes, in "real" life you are to turn the tables "over" as quick as possible. In other words, 45 minutes after the customers have sat down and ordered their drinks, they should be anteing up their bill and heading out the door. The name of the game is to turn the tables over to the next customers ASAP.

James I think your friend is going to be okay. There was much more fanfare about Hooters than was ever warranted. She ought to make good money in tips.

[punkgrrrlie10]

Dressed the same in LA, which if they're gonna be nekked, they are going to be the most nekkid here.

[Shostie]

I remember once, when I was 13, going to a Hooters with my oldest brother and my dad. That's really not a good thing, I think, to take a boy going through puberty, insecure enough as it is, to a resturaunt full of scantily clad women.

I went once again with a friend, now that I've grown into a strapping young man. It was okay. Overly done up attractive women, mediocre food. Eh.

Incidentally enough, my friends and I had an idea to create a female version of Hooters, and call it "Cocks." Muscular men in tight pants serving women chicken wi... or? What do women like to eat, anyway? But I think someone else beat us to the punch.

[Emu]

You just sealed your fate, young man.

[Gurlugon]

Originally Posted by Shostie

first post

Oh, you!

[Terra]

I forgot to add that wearing the stockings is a health issue. When the shorts are that short, you have to have a barrier between your skin and the customer. The same holds true for places that don't allow strip clubs in certain areas of the city. It's the "Keep the Pussy off the Counter" health code or at least to maintain a barrier between your skin and the customer's...(whatever - hand, etc.).

[punkgrrrlie10]

Originally Posted by Shostie

I remember once, when I was 13, going to a Hooters with my oldest brother and my dad. That's really not a good thing, I think, to take a boy going through puberty, insecure enough as it is, to a resturaunt full of scantily clad women.

I went once again with a friend, now that I've grown into a strapping young man. It was okay. Overly done up attractive women, mediocre food. Eh.

Incidentally enough, my friends and I had an idea to create a female version of Hooters, and call it "Cocks." Muscular men in tight pants serving women chicken wi... or? What do women like to eat, anyway? But I think someone else beat us to the punch.

Wasn't that a net cartoon about 2 YEARS AGO!!! Not a good start my friend.

[AChimp]

Originally Posted by James

Because Barth told me to call you a little faggot.

Dodge my questions all you want, but I would be willing to bet money that this thread would have led up to another of your famous "I talk to this girl on Internet and now she's a whore so I'm depressed as fuck" threads if we had all said Hooters waitresses were sluts.

[Shostie]

Wasn't that a net cartoon about 2 YEARS AGO!!! Not a good start my friend.

Eh.

Wasn't that a net cartoon about 2 YEARS AGO!!!

Was it? That's weird. I didn't know my life's experiences were being converted into net cartoons.

[James]

Originally Posted by AChimp

Dodge my questions all you want, but I would be willing to bet money that this thread would have led up to another of your famous "I talk to this girl on Internet and now she's a whore so I'm depressed as fuck" threads if we had all said Hooters waitresses were sluts.

Well, I wasn't necessarily dodging your question. I just didn't quite understand what you were talking about, and I didn't think you were all that serious.

I don't think I'm getting myself into any situations, and I'm not overly worried. There are worse things she could be doing, but I was just curious was the place was like, because I never set foot in one. I care because she's been a friend of mine for over two years, she means a lot to me, and I want what's best for her.