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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 02:27 PM        The 5 secrets to a Successful Relationship For Guys
1. Its important to find a woman who works around the house, cooks, cleans, has a job.

2. Its important to find a woman who makes you laugh.

3. Its important to find a woman who is dependable and doesn`t lie.

4. Its important to find a woman who`s good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. Its important that these four women never meet.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 04:22 PM       
*HIGH FIVES* Anonymouse

YEAH UNLESS THEY WANNA EMAT UP FOR A FIVESOME THATD BE HAWT
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 07:58 PM       
HAY JIXBY YOU SIR ARE RIGHT
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Old May 1st, 2004, 04:52 AM        Re: The 5 secrets to a Successful Relationship For Guys
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1. Its important to find a woman who works around the house, cooks, cleans, has a job.

2. Its important to find a woman who makes you laugh.

3. Its important to find a woman who is dependable and doesn`t lie.

4. Its important to find a woman who`s good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. Its important that these four women never meet.
Thanks Jesus, but your a tad late with the news.
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Old May 2nd, 2004, 12:57 PM       
6. But most importantly it's crucial TO FIND a woman first.
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Old May 2nd, 2004, 04:12 PM       
so tru virne so tru
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 03:49 AM       
Didn't Groucho Marx draw these same conclusions?
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 10:46 PM       
Didn't see that one coming. (there should be an emote of a smiling face getting hit by a train)
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Old May 9th, 2004, 05:19 PM       
I know ONE girl who has all that. But sure, she does chores, makes me laugh, is great in bed, and dependable. Doesn't change the fact that she's a cold, heartless bitch. It's usually the apparently perfect ones that are bitches...pardon my language.
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Old May 9th, 2004, 05:21 PM       
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Old May 9th, 2004, 05:40 PM       
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Old May 9th, 2004, 06:40 PM       
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Old May 9th, 2004, 07:28 PM       
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I know ONE girl who has all that. But sure, she does chores, makes me laugh, is great in bed, and dependable. Doesn't change the fact that she's a cold, heartless bitch. It's usually the apparently perfect ones that are bitches...pardon my language.
That's why ******s like them.
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Old May 9th, 2004, 07:31 PM       
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Old May 9th, 2004, 07:31 PM       
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Old May 10th, 2004, 12:23 AM       
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Old May 10th, 2004, 02:52 AM       
what was is, exactly, that prompted you to measure your dick anyway?
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Old May 10th, 2004, 12:44 PM       
The fact it was so big that he couldn't get it out of his ass.
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