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Old May 9th, 2004, 11:24 PM        This made my day
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Barge sinks after nude sighting in Texas
Partygoers crowded one side of vessel to catch glimpse of bathers

Rescue vessels near the shore of Lake Travis beside the overturned barge.

The Associated Press
Updated: 12:49 p.m. ET May 03, 2004

AUSTIN, Texas - Partygoers apparently hoping to catch a glimpse of nude sunbathers crowded on one side of a floating barge, prompting the ship to capsize and dump all 60 people into Lake Travis.

Two people were hospitalized with minor injuries Sunday after the rented double-decker barge sank near Hippie Hollow, a lakeside park and the only public nude beach in Texas.

The accident occurred during Splash Day, a semiannual event hosted at the clothing-optional area by the Austin Tavern Guild, a gay and lesbian bar association.

Witnesses said that all of the people aboard the barge moved to one side as it neared Hippie Hollow, creating uneven distribution and making it tilt. It sank in 50-foot-deep water.

Krista Umscheid, a spokeswoman for the Lower Colorado River Authority, said that although everyone aboard was accounted for, Travis County sheriff’s divers were checking compartments of the sunken pontoon boat as a precaution.
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Old May 9th, 2004, 11:40 PM       
that doesnt seem possible. I think it would require much more force to capsize a ship.
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Old May 10th, 2004, 12:59 AM       
I feel like I wasted my time reading news that no one died.
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Old May 10th, 2004, 03:31 PM       
I feel that your user ID is a poor play on words.
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Old May 10th, 2004, 05:00 PM       
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Hippie Hollow is fucking gross. my friend used to live down the road from there and like 80% of the people going there were like old fat guys
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Old May 10th, 2004, 06:50 PM       
lol, welcome to austin eh

at least my new house is fucking awesome.
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Old May 10th, 2004, 07:34 PM       
texas is now officially on my fattest states of yankee america.
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Old May 10th, 2004, 08:55 PM       
I saw tumbleweeds in Texas.
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Old May 11th, 2004, 04:58 PM       
I saw a dead armadillo. It was all rotting and nasty.
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Old May 11th, 2004, 05:10 PM       
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I was right! My friend's gay stepbrother was on that boat!
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