umm I already sold my soul for a tootsie pop when i was 9
HAY TRIPPY, HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF MY AWARD WINNING COCK?
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?