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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 07:59 PM        I've lost weight.
I'm down to 170 from 187 in April.

And now it hurts to carry the bass drum around because I don't have as much fat covering my hip bones.
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 08:05 PM       
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 08:09 PM       
This is where people come in saying "I'M 6'3" AND 117 POUNDS YOU MUST BE FAT"

People like Comrade Rocket.
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 08:14 PM       
Right along with the people who say "I'M 5'9 and 190 POUNDS YOU MUST BE SKINNY."

Like OAO.
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 08:25 PM       
If you're anywhere above 6 feet and weigh less than 160, you're anorexic.
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 08:37 PM       
I'm 6'5 and weigh 115. I'm a skinny ass fag.
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 08:38 PM       
Yeah i'm skinny too, but that means you don't have musclees. Gain some weight purposely and then turn it into muscle.
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 08:44 PM       
5'8 145lbs I'm fat
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 09:45 PM       
You need to lose weight or you'll never be pretty!
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Old Jun 26th, 2004, 06:12 PM       
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Right along with the people who say "I'M 5'9 and 190 POUNDS YOU MUST BE SKINNY."

Like OAO.
Pern, I'm 166.

At my age, that puts me at 75% height and weight.

Shove it.
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Old Jun 26th, 2004, 06:22 PM       
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Pern, I'm 166.

At my age, that puts me at 75% height and weight.

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Old Jun 26th, 2004, 06:30 PM       
What the hell does "75% height and weight" mean?
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Old Jun 26th, 2004, 06:42 PM       
Fats make you huggable ^_~
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Old Jun 26th, 2004, 07:14 PM       
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This is where people come in saying "I'M 6'3" AND 117 POUNDS YOU MUST BE FAT"

People like Comrade Rocket.
He's like 5'7'' and 130 lbs.
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Old Jun 26th, 2004, 08:17 PM       
People tell me that I am looking thinner every time they see me, but I keep getting heavier. I must be having a growth spurt.
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Old Jun 26th, 2004, 08:43 PM       
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Old Jun 27th, 2004, 11:29 AM       
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What the hell does "75% height and weight" mean?
It means that I'm in the 75th percentile for both height and weight. 74% of other boys my age are shorter and weigh less than I do.
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Old Jun 27th, 2004, 11:30 AM       
So you you're in the fattest 25% then?
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Old Jun 27th, 2004, 12:34 PM       
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Old Jun 27th, 2004, 12:44 PM       
5'3", 105 here. I'm a midget.
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Old Jun 28th, 2004, 07:19 PM       
4'11' and 86 pounds.

I need to sit on a phone book to fly a plane.
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Old Jun 28th, 2004, 07:38 PM       
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So you you're in the fattest 25% then?
No, because my weight corresponds to my height.
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Old Jun 28th, 2004, 09:20 PM       
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What the hell does "75% height and weight" mean?
It means that I'm in the 75th percentile for both height and weight. 74% of other boys my age are shorter and weigh less than I do.
So this statistic that you pulled out of your ass is completely useless.
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Old Jun 28th, 2004, 09:28 PM       
not really.
It just states that he is 75% fatter than the rest of the people his age.


sounds like something his psychologist told him to make him feel better for eating a cake a day.
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Old Jun 28th, 2004, 10:44 PM       
you do realize that the punisher is a vigalante not a [hitman]
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