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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 10:26 AM        Damn woman
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 10:27 AM       
woman are evil personified.
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 11:24 AM       
Are you going to give us every boring part of your stupid relationship with girls? Atleast if your going to post something make it interesting... Your middle name must be Mundane.
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 11:51 AM       
like yours is asswipe?
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 12:08 PM       
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 12:13 PM       
There's no law that says she has to call you. STOP SMOTHERING HER.
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 12:15 PM       
has he fucked her yet?
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 12:24 PM       
Of all people, why live vicariously through Perndog?
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 01:54 PM       
no, I was going to say, if he's had his way with her, to go ahead and ditch her worthless ass...

Damn, Chimp...you know me better than that....
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 02:51 PM       
Sorry.

I don't know where you got that awesome avatar from.
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 03:01 PM       
My dog had a pretty hot collie the other day. I had to hose off the passion before it kicked into full feral gear. I live vicariously through him. :ghettomutt
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 03:20 PM       
I'm going to show perndog's post to the next jerk who pretends worrying over insignificant tiny little worthless facts is a woman thing.
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 06:24 PM       
Insignificant, tiny, and worthless, yes.

Worrying about it, no.

I was momentarily pissed off and no one was online for me to bitch to for a few minutes. So I posted here instead. These boards see enough worthless posts that adding one more isn't going to tip the scale.

And Chimp, it wasn't because she didn't call, it's because she tried to contact me online and then gave up instead of calling.

Fartin, I keep the interesting stories to myself. I'm not here to entertain anyone, and I promise that whenever I post something about a woman, it will be at least as mundane as this event.
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 06:39 PM       
Maybe your jsut too much of a hassle to date for her.
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 06:46 PM       
Maybe she forgot. Either way, it's no big deal. I guarantee if you get worked up about the little things, the relationship will not work.
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 06:48 PM       
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 06:54 PM       
I just said it was no big deal and that I was temporarily irritated about it. Just how dense is your skull?

It's a casual summer fling, not a deep soul-sharing relationship. I just use the term 'girlfriend' because it's convenient and fewer syllables than anything else I'd call her.
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 06:59 PM       
You are getting irritated again.
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Old Jul 1st, 2004, 07:14 PM       
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Sorry.

I don't know where you got that awesome avatar from.
I stole it from someone on Offtopic....I can't find my old avatar, so I just keep changing.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 02:52 AM       
Perndog you fag i bet she dumps you
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 07:53 AM       
*pointless yet justified joke*
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 11:18 AM       
You'd like that, wouldn't you Jixby?

BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE HER, NEENER NEENER NEENER.
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 04:40 AM       
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woman are evil personified.
But wouldn't that be right up Perndog's alley?
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 09:35 AM       
no, I think he wants the outward appearance of evil, but wants a June Cleaver type....that gives head....

...but then, don't we all?


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