I got 'mugged' just yesterday
I was in a Pizza Parlor with some friends, and I went to check out the retro arcade they had in the back.
This 40-ish black guy approaches me and says "Are you good with Black People?"
I'm like, "Um, yes. Sure. I respect Blacks."
He says, "I live on the street. I'm homeless. I have no food and no money. Can you help a brother out? I'll go right up to the counter and buy a grinder, then we come back and play some video games."
I'm starting to freak out, so I give him $6 and tell him I'm about to leave with my friends.
He says, "Oh, I just remembered that I'm barred from this restaurant. Tell ya what, I'll go across the street and get something at the steakhouse. Then we'll play some video games. God bless you, kid."
As soon as he said this, I realized these three points that made hist story worth dick:
1. There was no steakhouse across the street.
2. If he was barred from the restaurant, what the fuck was he doing in there?
3. What can you get for $6 at a steakhouse?
So essentially I got mugged.
Kevin, I'm sorry to hear that though.
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