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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 09:07 PM        AH!
I went to the bathroom and much to my horror..........
















There was a guy in my toilet!
(hey, this joke was bound to happen)
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 09:14 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 09:50 PM        Re: AH!
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(hey, this joke was bound to happen)
and the funny is leaking out of it like jizz from the cunt of a ten cent hooker.
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Old Jul 6th, 2004, 08:43 AM       
A joke that none of us have been clever enough to think of yet, GREAT JOB SPORTS.
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Old Jul 6th, 2004, 09:20 AM       
So i went into a "chinese store" and saw THIS

(hold for applause)

I was lurker one day and to my horror...!


(hold for applause)

I open my drawer and what do I see??
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Old Jul 6th, 2004, 09:36 AM       
...and then I go to I-Mockery.net and it's crawling with idiots and retards.....
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Old Jul 6th, 2004, 09:42 AM       


Do the sad dance cosmo
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Old Jul 6th, 2004, 10:16 AM       
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...and then I go to I-Mockery.net and it's crawling with idiots and retards.....
THE SAD LIFE OF COSMO, ONCE A RENOWN AND ESTEEMED I-MOCKER.

WAIT...
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Old Jul 6th, 2004, 10:23 AM       
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Old Jul 6th, 2004, 12:38 PM       
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Do the sad dance cosmo
You know i wanted to see some puppies, but i meant breast
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Old Jul 7th, 2004, 03:26 PM       
Does anybody know where I can score some pop rocks?
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Old Jul 7th, 2004, 03:45 PM       
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Old Jul 7th, 2004, 07:10 PM       
i bought some cheap imiatation pop rocks and they pop so hard they cut inside my mouth
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