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Old Aug 3rd, 2004, 06:41 PM       
I perform land/elevation surveys and yell at the guy subcontractors who then laugh at me because I'm so short. It pays well and I get make people stop on the highway and flip me off. I get to wear a bright orange vest and a really cool yellow hard hat that the birds shit on. I look even more ridiculous than I normally do on my off hours. I carry all sorts of really cool equipment around that is pretty useless but it all looks important so people won't shoot at me. I have a fantabulous retirement and 401 K if I stick with it but all I really want to do right now is take the offer I got to go back to work at Hooters. I hear they are also hiring at the button factory.

I can't wait to go back to school at SMS.
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