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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 12:38 PM        Bea Arthur loses mind, tries to hijack airplane
Oh sure. She was "cracking" "jokes". What a "character".



Golden Girl Causes Terrorist Scare in Boston

Golden Girls star Bea Arthur sparked a security scare at Boston's Logan International Airport earlier this week when she tried to board a flight with a pocketknife in her handbag. The actress, 81, was about to board a Cape Air flight when a Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agent discovered the offensive article in her belongings, which is strictly forbidden on airplanes since the September 11th attacks. A fellow passenger says, "She started yelling that it wasn't hers and said 'The terrorists put it there'. She kept yelling about the 'terrorists, the terrorists, the terrorists'." After the knife was confiscated by TSA officials, the funnywoman pulled out a key ring from her bag and told the agent it belonged to the "terrorists", before throwing it at them. As she boarded the plane, the Emmy-winning star told the TSA employees, "We're all doomed." A spokeswoman for Cape Air says, "Miss Arthur was cracking jokes and was a real character."
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 12:40 PM       
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 02:35 PM       
And thus Alzheimer's claims another victim.
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 03:14 PM       
I'm sorry, but if you think of it in her voice it's hysterical.

If Bea Arthur doesn't make you laugh, think of Abe Vigoda doing it.
I can't tell them apart.

If you don't know who either one of them are there's nothing I can do for you.
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 03:28 PM       
I find it funnier to think about the employees desperately trying to humor Bea while in fact they're seething with rage inside over the fact that their day had to get complicated because of some uppity Jurassic Hollywood hermaphrodite.
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 04:20 PM       
whoa whoa whoa, wait a second. Bea arthur's a hemaphrodite? I've heard Jodie Foster is intersexed, but never bea arthur hemaphorditeness.
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 08:47 PM       
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whoa whoa whoa, wait a second. Bea arthur's a hemaphrodite? I've heard Jodie Foster is intersexed, but never bea arthur hemaphorditeness.
I thought it was Jamie Lee Curtis who was supposedly intersexed...
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 08:56 PM       
Maybe she is. People always tell me i look like Jodie foster(my ex-girlfriend said that every ten seconds), but I don't believe them . That's my new favorite emoticon.
That's prolly where i got the idea that she's intersexed.
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 02:24 AM       
the plus side to being an older famous person is that you can get away with this shit :jealous

when i get older and try to pull this kinda thing i'll just get maced.
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 05:24 AM       
Bea Arthur isn't a hermaphrodite - or rather - it has not yet been proven that she isn't one. I was just kidding.

As for Jodie Foster and Jamie Lee Curtis, are you sure you're not thinking of the word 'androgynous', or were you also kidding?
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 07:31 AM       
It's part of her new reality series called Bea Yourself on the Lifetime Network.
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 10:41 AM       
DON'T YOU FUCKERS DIS BEA ARTHUR!!!!!



DON'T YOU EVER, EVER, DIS BEA ARTHUR!
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 06:25 AM       
Cape Air?




That plane landed within a 20 minute drive of where I'm sitting.
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 11:53 PM       
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 11:55 PM       
YEAH??? Well I saw the pope THREE TIMES, FUCKER!!!
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