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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 03:03 PM        Teenage Woes
I'm 16, managed to survive puberty, grew hair in all the weird places, but lil' Astador well...He stayed little, are their any things I can do to make him decide to grow?
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 03:11 PM       
hmmm.. some sort of elaborate pulley system could work.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 03:14 PM       
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 03:34 PM       
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 04:02 PM       
Who goes to a fucking message board and asks shit like this?

WHO?!

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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 04:10 PM       
Hmm a pulley system, could work, however I was thinking of using a tried and true African method of stretching one's manhood, by weights or by piercing, only problem is the wang then ends up lookin like a long worm.

And...I apparently did, shoot me if it's necessary, but tell Tilly I loved her.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 04:30 PM       
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 04:52 PM       
Your parents lied to you fucktard, that's your clit you're stretching out, you dumb bitch.

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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 04:56 PM       
:o CLIT
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 05:48 PM       
You, sir, are a veritable gynocologist.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 05:58 PM       
I am the CLIT COMMANDER!
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 06:10 PM       
Lie: "I am the CLIT COMMANDER"

Fact: You are a fucking homoqueer
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 06:19 PM       
You're such a clit!
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 07:30 PM       
OH, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT UR PENIS, THAT'S GROSS, TINY MCPECKERSON CLITMOORE III
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 08:58 PM       
Can I get a reach around?
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 09:58 PM       
That's recommended if you want to wipe your ass but if your reaching around for anything else, it's a useless gesture.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 10:37 PM       
Useless to you but to some of us it's one of the fundamental exercises in life.

And therefore I end my first foray into this forum with:

"Who is John Galt?"
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 10:38 PM       
FUKKING SICK
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 10:44 PM       
HAHAHAH THATS A CHEAT FOR WARCRAFT III
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 11:12 PM       
U FAT FUCKING NERDBAG
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 08:55 AM       
This new person was good. Come back!
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 12:17 PM       
My roommate had a small package too. It was partially because he was extremely fat. The other reason I think had to do with the case of teh ghey that he caught. At least he had a tight arsehole.
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 12:37 PM       
And a roommate who stared at his package.
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 06:29 PM       
Yea, wait a minute. If he's 'teh ghey', why are you looking at his package?

There ain't postage stamps or Weird Ed's plans (unless your roommate's name was Weird Ed) in there, son.
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 08:27 PM       
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"Who is John Galt?"
Sadly, Rand has a bigger penis than you do.
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