MY COMPLAINT

[Matt Harty]

I had some mighty max spaceship type thing with a monster face or...something.

[Anonymous]

The Captain DickCheese Award for idiocy above and beyond the call of duty

HE'S GONNA GET A GOLD STAR BACK AT BRAWL HALL FOR THAT ONE

[mburbank]

"...says the man who has an unhealthy sexual obsession with Richard Dreyfus, me, Doomsday"
-Li'l Evil

I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone who who's gone back to brawlhall after leaving. It's good thing I didn't try, I hear you got shut down. I don't know, maybe you all bragged too much about how cool you were and what you owned and how nobody could take you down and people should stop with their empty threats. I guess some of those threats weren't so empty, eh mr. Board Got Shut Down?

Your little rump buddy Doomsy poo was here earlier. looking for me just like you are. It's cute, the two of you tumbling around like hydrocephalic puppies.

[cherry]

thats too cool. you really are a celebrity.
but one thing is bugging me about this little snotrag is that he has no concept of other peoples feelings. Didnt i already confess that given a choice of super heroes I would love to sleep with Swamp thing. And now i find out that max beat me to it. The world is cruel.
There just aren't enough sexually active earth elementals to go round.

[pissed off salesman]

someones going inside your mom tonight, inside your mom, inside your mom, someones going inside your mom tonight, and I bet its me[/quote]

[Captain Robo]

NO

[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by mburbank

"...says the man who has an unhealthy sexual obsession with Richard Dreyfus, me, Doomsday"
-Li'l Evil

I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone who who's gone back to brawlhall after leaving. It's good thing I didn't try, I hear you got shut down. I don't know, maybe you all bragged too much about how cool you were and what you owned and how nobody could take you down and people should stop with their empty threats. I guess some of those threats weren't so empty, eh mr. Board Got Shut Down?

Your little rump buddy Doomsy poo was here earlier. looking for me just like you are. It's cute, the two of you tumbling around like hydrocephalic puppies.

My, my Max...what an overinflated opinion of yourself you do have. Am I not allowed to register at another board? Am I not entitled to enquire after the health (mental and otherwise) of an old sparring partner without people reading an ulterior motive into it. Do I carry a Brawl Hall logo? Until now, had I even mentioned BH? No...I believe that it was YOU that mentioned the site, not me. I'd suggest that you have hurt my feelings...but I'd be lying.

Seriously, Max, if I was looking to piss you all off, I would have spammed the fuck out of the forum regardless of flood control, IP bans or otherwise - ask Shinra Online. I can still do it if you ask me nicely...

See, thing is, Maxie...unlike most of the muppets on this site, you actually have the intelligence needed to come up with more than one line lames (normally). Perhaps I felt the need to listen to a little more of that fabled mburbank anal retentive rhetoric? Or perhaps I felt the need to torment you a little more. By making the assumption that the latter was the correct answer without even asking me as to my true intentions, you have cheapened yourself in many people's eyes.

And your wife is an pig ugly monster.

[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by cherry

thats too cool. you really are a celebrity.
but one thing is bugging me about this little snotrag is that he has no concept of other peoples feelings. Didnt i already confess that given a choice of super heroes I would love to sleep with Swamp thing. And now i find out that max beat me to it. The world is cruel.
There just aren't enough sexually active earth elementals to go round.

Oh, thy foul words do wound me unto mine heart - naah, it's not that I don't have any concept of your feelings - it's just that you're not important enough for me to give a fuck about. Sorry to burst your pathetic little bubble...no, I'm lying...it felt great.

[Matt Harty]

"And your wife is an pig ugly monster"

And that gayed your reply. :/

[pissed off salesman]

hah your site sucks, now its stupid message board went under, rejoice my droogs!

[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by Matt Harty

"And your wife is an pig ugly monster"

And that gayed your reply. :/

Another lame ass moron to whom the twin concepts of sarcasm and irony are just so much dust in the wind. <shakes head sadly>

[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by pissed off salesman

hah your site sucks, now its stupid message board went under, rejoice my droogs!

Oh, look...another inbred, toothless, hillbilly with a sexual fetish for his Pa's hound-dawg, a desire to marry a member of his immediate family (not necessarily his sister or his mom)...and a complete inability to read and comprehend a simple collection sentences that state quite clearly that I'm NOT ere as a member of Brawl Hall...hence the fact that I'm not using the Evil Blood nic.

Mockery - perhaps you should instigate some form of IQ test as a prerequisite for registration...it would ensure that folks like pissed off salesman and Matt Harty - people whose moronosphere is so dense that it actually has an event horizon - would be left in no doubts as to their unsuitability to engage in erudite discourse...or even to pollute the gene pool with their undesirable seed. These people define the paradox of regressive evolution.

[FS]

Jesus Christ. I sure hope you and Doomsday aren't good representations of what skulks (or rather, skulked) around at Brawl-Hall, or I'm going to have to seriously start questioning Max' sanity for coming there. I don't think I've ever seen such pathetic, hypocritical and unoriginal tripe from a net vegetable like yourself.

[Max - guess who?]

Oooh...one of our Antipodean sheep-stealing bretheren has spoken. Am I supposed to be intimidated or overawed by your comments? Believe me, I'm totally underwhelmed.

Would you care to point out just which portions of my post might qualify as hypocrisy or will you simply delfect the question and call me 'fag', thus proving to all and sundry how |33+ you truly are?

[mburbank]

Li'l Evil, or "Max-Guess who?" (CLEVER!) Is pretty much the Creme De La Creme as far as Brawlhall goes, and it's clear he finally took my advice and has sought better company here.

Lilly, there are always clusters of Newbs here clouding the air, but they tend to weed themselves out, chaff leaving, wheat staying.

I'm really, really glad you haven't let go of your whole "max's Wife is Ugly" bit. It's as super funny now as when you were using it in every single post before back before some insignificant little looser managed to topple your mighty board. Have you concidered renameing the place "Ozymandias' Rumpus Room"? I think that would be cute.

But, as all are, you're more than welcome here. Mock virtually never bans anyone, and we don't have a dumpster, although if a thread truly was spam it would just get deleted. Of course, our definition of Spam is a little more... conservative than yours.

I'll tell you what though. It's really sweet you missed me.













fag.

[FS]

Would you care to point out just which portions of my post might qualify as hypocrisy or will you simply delfect the question and call me 'fag', thus proving to all and sundry how |33+ you truly are?

See, you answered your own question right there. But it's also cute how you like to think Max is obsessed with you when one takes your screenname into consideration.

[Anonymous]

I would have spammed the fuck out of the forum regardless of flood control, IP bans or otherwise.

CAREFUL PEOPLE, HE IS ONE OF THE INTERNET ELITE AND IS AWARE OF PROXIES.

...But apparently unaware of the flood check.

* Okay, okay, I guess he could either 'make a night of it' with his BH pals in a lan party, each with stopwatches timed to 'own,' or he could use any one of a million scriptkiddie programs to make a bunch of different names, all timed to post after the flood check limit. But frankly, I think the lan party is a better idea.

Especially if you make the pink kool-aid again and wear your dad's lacy nightgown.



I'll be over in twenty minutes.

[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by mburbank

Li'l Evil, or "Max-Guess who?" (CLEVER!) Is pretty much the Creme De La Creme as far as Brawlhall goes

I'll take that as a compliment...albeit a backhanded one.

and it's clear he finally took my advice and has sought better company here.

I wouldn't say 'better'...'different' is perhaps a more apt description.

Lilly, there are always clusters of Newbs here clouding the air, but they tend to weed themselves out, chaff leaving, wheat staying.

Am I allowed to start seperating the wheat from the chaff in my own particular idiom?

I'm really, really glad you haven't let go of your whole "max's Wife is Ugly" bit. It's as super funny now as when you were using it in every single post before back before some insignificant little looser managed to topple your mighty board. Have you concidered renameing the place "Ozymandias' Rumpus Room"? I think that would be cute.

Nice to see those little typos still remain, Max - I suppose it keeps your editor in work. As for the "max's wife" bit...shit, I got bored with that after 2 posts but, seeing as how it annoyed you no end, I felt it prudent to continue flogging it to death. For the record, whilst I find your wife to be decidedly not to my taste, beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder and, as long as you love her and she loves you (and your wallet - she IS a woman after all) that's what counts. (aww - now THAT'S sweet! )

As for the "insignificant loser"...that was the lovely Mr. Daspin...pissed because he couldn't beat us. Has I-Mock ever had the dubious pleasure of making his acquaintance or that of his ever dwindling army of faglamers?

But, as all are, you're more than welcome here. Mock virtually never bans anyone, and we don't have a dumpster, although if a thread truly was spam it would just get deleted. Of course, our definition of Spam is a little more... conservative than yours.

Now, now, Max...you know that when you post the same thread time after time after time, it gets moved. Plus, your annoyance as I moved your works into the Dumpster was well worth it. My own spamming excercises tend to leave one in no doubt as to the defintion of the term. My latest effort is a 5mb panoramic photo, linked 100 times into a post and then posted onto existing threads. Tends to kill the thread forever and, eventually, locks all processes on the server. Just ask KMA or Shinra online.

Once again, though, I would like to re-iterate for the slow witted amongst you (and the just plain ignorant) that I am NOT here representing Brawl Hall...I am simply taking Max up on an invitation he extended some 4 months ago. Why that information seems unable to penetrate certain dense skulls and lodge there is beyond me...I guess some folks are just plain thick as congealed pigshit at a genetic level - hi, Chojin.

I'll tell you what though. It's really sweet you missed me.

Ah, Max...admit it...you enjoyed our little sparring sessions as much as I did. Whilst your spontaneity tended to suffer over time as did your use of comic imagery, giving your horrendous post whore count, this was to be expected. Some of your work was indeed, highly amusing whilst other portions were dull and lifeless. Still, you can't please all of the people all of the time - unless you happen to be George W Bush, in which case you arrange to have everybody else killed off except yourself and several like-minded lunatics and then you CAN do so.

fag.

Chocolate Starfish Smuggler.

[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by FS

See, you answered your own question right there. But it's also cute how you like to think Max is obsessed with you when one takes your screenname into consideration.

Strange comment from a person that obviously doesn't understand the meaning of the word "hypocrisy". Would you be one of the "chaff" that Max referred to above?

Let me put it in simple terms that somebody as simple as you can almost understand -

My words prove nothing except YOUR inability to dicipher the nuances of the English language. I asked you which portions of my previous post could be considered as hypocrisy yet you chose to misunderstand that and choose a section of the current post (which also contained no hypocrisy).

See, for me to be a hypocrite, I would have had to have had an obsession with Max. Seeing as how HE INVITED ME HERE FOUR MONTHS AGO and I've only just taken him up on that offer, I would hardly call that an obsession or stalking (which you'll undoubtedly scream at me next). Are you with me so far, sparky?

Now, the nic. I've already explained that twice but, seing as how you have demonstrated a clear lack of comprehension skills, let us try once more with sentences adapted for somebody of your limited intellectual calibre - me have Evil Blood nic on Brawl Hall where me be flamer. Me come to this board. Me asked by Max. Me think that me not register here as Evil Blood and then me not have to flame morons. Me explain. FS moron not understand and need to be flamed. This hurt I much.

Has that managed to seep into your overflowing septic tank of a brain or would you like me to write it in crayon on an A2 sheet and stick it on the wall where you can gaze at it for hours, slowly dripping drool onto your shoes before it finally stamps itself, indelibly, on your corneas?

As for the homosexuality, your posting style is so weak that the "fag" insult is bound to be thrown at some point. For me to suggest that Max may be harboring latent homosexual urges is not hypocrisy given the fact that he posted several threads per day dedicated to Doomsday, followed him around Brawl Hall and then switched his attentions to me once Doom finally acknowldeged his existence. He also wrote a play in which the lead character, a man, has a severe obsession with Richard Dreyfus...another man. Now, all these points when added together would lead anybody with at least a rudimentary amount of intelligence to assume that Max might have latent tendencies. Of course, you, with your undeniably australopithecine intellect, just see the word "fag" flash in front of your eyes and caper around the forum like a gibbering idiot on speed. Go back to your little mud hut and amuse yourself by eating your own boogers - leave thought to those of us capable of it.

[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by Chojin

CAREFUL PEOPLE, HE IS ONE OF THE INTERNET ELITE AND IS AWARE OF PROXIES.

...But apparently unaware of the flood check.

Are you blind as well as stupid? You even quoted the section that mentions it...what are the two words in the quote you used...the ones between "regardless of" and "IP bans". "FLOOD CONTROL". See them? Jesus christ...what a fucking prick you are. Yet another of Max's "chaff", I presume? Look, why don't you wait until you've mastered Dr. Seuss before even attemting anything as remotely dangerous as knowing what the fuck you're talking about? Save us all a lot of bother and aggravation in reading your deranged lunatic ravings...an example of which is seen below.

* Okay, okay, I guess he could either 'make a night of it' with his BH pals in a lan party, each with stopwatches timed to 'own,' or he could use any one of a million scriptkiddie programs to make a bunch of different names, all timed to post after the flood check limit. But frankly, I think the lan party is a better idea.

Why are you obsessed with belabouring the point? How many times do I have to say that I'm not here to spam this forum before you understand it? Are you related to FS? Do you share the same hound dawg in your ancestry? I know you might not be able to count past 12 without removing your shoes and socks but, please, at least PRETEND to be trying to keep up!

Especially if you make the pink kool-aid again and wear your dad's lacy nightgown.

A faglame? How predictable. Go here - www.flame4cash.com You'll be able to call people "fag" to your heart's content.

I'll be over in twenty minutes.

Sorry but you're all over NOW!

[davinxtk]

This guy is fucking hilarious.
Can I keep him?

[Max - guess who?]

That all depends -

If you're female, post a pic of your rack and, if they're acceptable, you may borrow me on odd occassions (or even on normal occasions as the mood takes me)

If you're male - NO!

[mburbank]

He's just kidding. He's a totally serious catcher.

[Anonymous]

A couple tips.

- We have an 'edit' button. You can use this to add to an existing post, rather than creating five new ones to reply to two different people.

- Keep the unnecessarily articulate Robin Williams jokes to a few sentences, and I just might be inclined to read them.

[Max - guess who?]

Originally Posted by Chojin

A couple tips.

Save 'em...YOU need all the tips you can get - you got demolished.

- We have an 'edit' button. You can use this to add to an existing post, rather than creating five new ones to reply to two different people.

Why do I get the feeling that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about? Why would I use the edit button to reply to you? Why would I edit a post in which I replied to somebody else simply in order to reply to you? Are you on medication? If you make a post to me, I will respond...I will respond in a SEPERATE post so that you know that the post is for you. At no point have I made 5 new posts to reply to two people...one person gets one reply. Is that so difficult for you to understand or have you been hitting the Ripple to such and extent that you have double vision?

- Keep the unnecessarily articulate Robin Williams jokes to a few sentences, and I just might be inclined to read them.

There are NO Robin Williams jokes anywhere in any of my posts...which you know as well as I do. You're simply doing everything you can to avoid replying to a post in which you got made to look a complete fool...which is, in truth, what you are.

If you didn't want me to humiliate you in front of your friends, it might have been a better idea if you hadn't invited yourself, onto this thread because you thought YOU could put one over on me. YOU were the one that stepped up to the plate whilst I was pitching. YOU were the one that demanded to face Evil Blood rather than Max-Guess Who? - why are you acting so surprised that a fastball hit you in the teeth?