I heart Dinosaurs

[McMock]

What the hell are you talking about? The world is not supercute, bitch. The world is a tough place, and the only reason you haven't found that out yet is because it's selective where, when and to whom it administers it's less than cute poison.

I can assure you that were you stuck in iraq with a plastic bag over your head, with the ultimatum that your head would be sawn off in one day if your government didn't cave in to some unprobably demand, the world would NOT be supercute.

You deserve to become pregnant of somebody as stupid as yourself. Do it soon, for boys your age are stupid and easily trapped into kicking you with child. It is this way you'll be able to strangle wellfare out of him, possibly a marriage if you're good. But do it fast, before the boys grow up and their lack of hormonal inbalance makes them actually notice how lacking you are in brainpower.

Top tip: do not talk at all. Just blink and let them boys project their wants onto you. It'll work for a while, and when it wears out, you'll have made your move.